Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Starting October movies with a wimper

Hellraiser V and why it sucks

Hello Its Wailordtheking and this october Im going to watch 31 movies in 31 days this October and I started off with an awful film Hellraiser 5 so lets bite into this turd.

The story for this movie is like that of an episode of a mediocre cop show a COP who cheats on his wife and does drugs GEE HAVENT HEARD OF A CROOKED COP IN A MOVIE BEFORE.Anyways in an investegation he finds the box from the other films AND KNOWS HOW TO OPEN IT The box is supposed to take lifetimes to figure out but some cop just opens it like hes a genius. Anyways when he opens it he has a dream containing one of the only good scenes in this movie a nightmare with two pretty decently scary Cynobites.But they hardly show up after that anyways the girls dead the next morning and he tells his partner about whats happening so the partner ends up wanting to rat the dude out so he ends up framing his partner to keep his mouth shut.The movie has hardly any continuity to the earlier movies and Pinhead appears twice in the whole film HES ON THE MOVIE COVER.The endings almost decent it turns out living out this nightmare of a film for all of eternity is his punishmen IRONIC.This movie sucks avoid it at all costs and watch one the earlier films those are actually good that all for today but tune in tommorow...or come in I guess idk See ya later.

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