Thursday, October 24, 2013

Day 24:Jason takes manhattan is a movie you should flatten

SPOOOOOOOKY MOVIE BLOG.Its right before midnight Im writing this so it will be posted at 12:30 posssibly ok so this is a horrible movie because....ITS A DRUG PSA ON A BOAT seriously this movie on a boat  for over half the film.The movie also has stupid scenes where a girl sees jason drowning throughout the ride,NOT ONLY DOES THAT NOT MAKE ANY SENSE THE CHILD WHO PLAYS JASON ID JUST A CHILD JASON IS DEFORMED.Anyways the kills aren't good the first one is literally just a blood splat from a guitar.Another girl does drugs and pushes a younger girl to do them but she wont.The music in this movie also sucks its mediocre wanna be 80s songs.For the majority of the film Jason doesn't have a maccedi,hes wearing a plastic mask,AND WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A GUY IN THESE MOVIES THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT JASON THAN ANYONE.THIS FILM SHOULD BE CALLED JASON ON A BOAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY.ALSO WHAT ARE THE POINTS OF ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS HALF OF THEM ARE INTRODUCED AND DIE.AND ONE KID HAD A CAMERA DID IT COME INTO PLAY AT ALL NOOOOO,THIS FILM GETS MY RATING OF BURN IT.ODDLY I FEEL MORE INVESTED IN THE JERK CHARACTER THAN THE MAIN CHARACTER OH AND WHY DOESN'T THE MASK HAVE EYE HOLES HOW COULD HE SEE.Well at least there are no more seq-NO NO NO THIS MOVIE DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER SEQUEL well actually I take that back Freddy vs Jason is great.HEY SINCE ITS ON A BOAT WHY NOT CALL IT JASON.....AND THE ARGONAUTS JEEZ IT WOULD BE LESS STUPID THAN THIS MOVIE.UNGHHH.AS SOON AS THERE IN NEW YORK THEY GET MUGGED THEN DRUGS AND ATTEMPTED RAPE THEN JASON THEN AGHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE NEVER WATCH THIS FILM.

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