Day 22:Evil dead remake...oh the hands it takes

Remakes....almost never as good as the original is this true. This might be as good as the original I mean its basically a sort of spin off from the original I mean Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi (original producers,writers,and actor) made it and said they would like for Mia (main character of the film kinda) and Ash to crossover in an Army of Darkness 2 thing so lets compare this film to the first two and see how it holds up. Like the original its got two guys and three girls but we only need to know these two names Mia and Mia's brother because noone needs to know the fodder names okay so it starts with an intro a a dad a foreign lady and a daughter who is possessed and they kill her anyways then the main characters  they go to the cabin like in the original  but this time there not there for fun Mia is actually a recovering druggy so there actually there for her to recover and the side fodder include a nurse,Mias brother,Mias brothers girlfreind,a nerdy guy,and Mia.Ok so theres also an adorable dog but...*sob* *weep* this is an evil dead film so...NOONE except the main character..can live.So after they get to the cabin Mia smells a dead smell the dog also smells it and scratches the carpet and they go investigate it it turns out they should get MEOWTTA THERE HA because when they get there they see dead cats under the house haha oh my goodness anyways when they get there they find THE DICTIONARY OF DOOM the necronomicon and the nerd studies it and junk and reads the spell and y'know the rest DEATH DEATH MEGA DEATH anyways after this she cant handle it and they wont let her leave and she rides of- YES YES YES TREE RAPE RETURNS YET AGAIN AHHH after she crashes the stupid car in a swamp the girl from the beginning is there as the swamp vines get some action and leaves a  vine there (the most determined wanna be father ever) anyways she goes back and is now possessed and will go back all freaked out her brother goes outside while its raining and finds that the...*WAHHHHHHHHHH WHY IT WHY WEEP* the....THE DOG IS DEAD who cares about the cast lets remember that dog....ok so he thinks she did it and just that and then she goes in the shower and turns the heat up to OVER 9000....degrees  anyways after that she has 90th degree burns and after that she attacks her brothers girlfreind and she is locked in the cellar like the girl from the first movie....so shes the new Ash and a different girl from the first film...ooook anyways the nurse goes to get more tranquilizers for her but she gets possessed and cuts off her face when the nerd goes to check on her BLAM he gets stabbed with a mirror and a sirenge oh and he  slips on her cheek like a bannana peel and she stops somehow and they leave and he loses alot of blood and Mias brothers girlfreind goes to get some water and food but Mia SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN BETTER oh well I guess she stopped it like Ash di-NOPE ahh this part is intense Mia attacks the gf tries to get away and is bitten and in classic evil dead 2 fashion her hand gets possessed and she has to cut her whole arm off yea like a turkey she uses an electric knife and she comes back and then DEATH she is possessed but she has a nail gun and shoots the nerd....HE CANT CATCH A BREAK but of course shes stopped and anyways after that stuff happens and he puts the nerd outside (smart put the hurt guy in the open) anyways he grabs a chainsaw (also like the second film) and shotgun and goes down to get Mia after almost burning the house down he goes to her and FIGHT SCENE ENSUES they fight and NERD SAVES THE DAY  nerd....he saved the day anyways he buries Mia and gets the demon out of her and uses a makeshift defribulator to bring her back  and he goes back in and has to kill nerd and when he shoots him they both ASPLODE and there is one more scene but I wont spoil it but she does lose her hand and finishes with the chainsaw so thats all for today but come back tommorow for more