p.s WATCH IT
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Day 31:Army of Darkness is the best
This is better than both the films before it to me so YEAH ITS THE FINALE its got humor gore and so much more its got Ash and it doesn't follow the last films end exactly but it basically has the same thing in it just BLAMBOSA its just so good soooooo good soooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood its like amazing and awesome had a baby that got absorbed into an ultimate film yesssss I was so worried I wasn't gonna be able to watch it but INTERNET SAVED ME yes this is technically the first one I saw but I never saw alot of it until I saw the first two so its the first and last one I had watched and I sure did save the best for last so lets stare into the wonder and magic that is the diamond Army of Darkness.Ok so this masterpeice starts out with Ash heading towards a death pit and he gets there and his future love interest hits him and he falls in ensuing EPIC FIGHT SCENES yes this movie is all 100% unadolterated awesome he gets his chainsaw thrown down by a wiseman and kills and murderates two deadites amongst the spikes they have just released then when hes out he lets an enemy of theres go and he is then seen at night making preparations for a quest to get the necronomicon.He makes a new hand fights a she-b_tch as he calls her and has romances with the girl from before sheila.He then heads to a windmill after being chased by the unseen thing from the last two films and he hides in there he then breaks a mirror and small hims come out of it.After he swallows,stabs and murderates them all he then goes to get the book and sees there are three and humor ensues One sucks him in and temporarily distorts his face the other bites him and attacks and the third is it but HE FORGETS THE WORDS I think this part was just brilliant on there end truly showing Ash's personality and foolhardy attitude.When he comes back he sees Sheila gets kidnapped and they not only make his car a SUPERMECHADEATH machine they also made a billion bombs and in the trunk of his car when they open it I always notice something new.The Army of the dead attacks and one of the greatest moments in film history is made here with the epic fight scenes and return of there enemys to come help them.I think this movie is the greatest film of all time there are so many quotable things from it so yea definitley watch it.The effects are singlehandedly amazing the story is fantastic the side characters are awesome.The film gives Ash a very fitting back story he worked at an S-mart and its just mindblowing this movie EVERYONE ON THE PLANET NEEDS TO SEE THIS.There is absolutely nothing wrong with it its just the best movie to ever be made ok...OK......... thats what I thought you'd say welp that ends my October movie marathon so I'll see you next blog
Day 30 and1/2 Alvin and the chipmunks meet the Wolf man was unplanned
Ok so my sister wanted to watch this and I watched it with her cause hey why not and I actually liked it the music wasn't horrible,The refferences were spot on, and hey you guys get an extra blog about chipmunks....also anyone who knows the answer to this please tell me ARE THE CHIPPETS HUMAN OR CHIPMUNKS I seriously couldn't tell since the chippets are colored like humans but look like chipmunks I think there chipmunks but why are they colored like that if they are.Ok so its about the green one getting bullied and picked on by a bigger kid and is to much of a nicemunk to say anything and Alvin is continuously having nightmares about monsters too and they also have a next door neighbor named Mr Talbot which is a really cool refference to The Wolf man thats odd to be in this.The film is basically about one of them becoming a werewolf....munk?Anyways its odd how the story blends so well,honestly it was a pretty ok film definitley better than some of the others on here.So I wouldn't say watch it but if you see it on and nothing better is watch it.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Day 30:Childs play 2 chuckys back has a nack
Ok so I couldn't decide on one to watch today so BACK TO THE NETFLIX I decided to atch Childs play 2 this movies pretty good its definitley not bad.Its about the kid from the first movie being sent to a new family after all the murders from the last film.And apparently the doll got sent to the factory somehow and remade,oh and don't let me forget this exact same thing happens in the kids dream sequence right before except the people die.Then Chucky rides along with a man and kills him once he finds out where the kid lives.Coincidentally they have a doll the exact same as him except he's named Tommy so he buries it and takes the dolls place.Then what you'd expect would happen Chucky keeps doing bad but gets the family in trouble,one scene he ties up the kid and cant steal his soul and in another he writes on the kids paper at school F____ck you B_tch and then he kills the teacher afterwards as he runs away.Anyways his new dad had locked the doll up and he obviously came back and lets just skip to the obvious,he kills the dad and the family thinks the kid did it.Right after this though his almost sister finds the real doll buried and finds out about Chucky since she sees her dead almost mom,he attacks her and forces her to drive to the kid he tells her to go fast and she slams the brakes making him pop out the window and almost get run over.He goes back in and makes her keep takin him they get to where the kid is and they come in and set off the fire alarm Chucky kills an old woman and they eventually get to the place where good guy dolls are made(what kind of doll Chucky is) and melt him then cover him in wax and just BOOM BLOW HIM UP yea its awesome at the end and defimitley watch it but watch some of these other movies first though and come back for THE FINAL POST ON HALLOWEEN MWAHAHAHA
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Day 29:Friday the 13th part VI Jason lives really shivs
LAST THREE DAYS OF OCTOBER Well honestly I think this movie is ROCKING MY BOD its about Tommy from the film we talked about yesterday BUT HE'S GROWN UP NOW AND JAMMING HARDCORE this movies music was done by Alice Cooper and it really amps me up for some reason ok so its an actually pretty good movie its about a reoccuring character in the series Tommy Jarvis the only person who can just beat Jason constantly and not get killed when he comes back in a sequel.And he was also in the AMAZING COMIC BOOK....which I haven't read but my favorite movie is Army of Darkness so its gotta be good and I've read the other Army of darkness comics and there really good so I will get the crossove- WAIT HOW DID I GET ON COMICS AGAIN...OH he was so good of a character he wasn't only in any old comic he was in a crossover comic with Ash,Freddy,and Jason my favorite horror movie characters ever anyways anyone in that is great so lets dig into a grand ol time Jason lives ok so the movie has Tommy coming with his freind to burn Jason's corpse since Tommy is worried of him coming back for the BILLIONTH TIME and when they dig him up Tommy gets mad and starts stabbing him with a bar from the cemetary and the bar is struck by lightning and GUESS WHOS BACK JJJJJJJJJJASON HATH RETURNED AGAIN.Ok so then Jason kills Tommys freind and Tommy runs to warn the police but they make him go back and while that happens Jasons off playing paintball with his freinds again Im not kidding either he just kills a bunch of people playing paintball and HA HE LOST HE GOT HIT HA-Oh oh oh that guy is dead awww well lets remember poor I forgot his name.Then after the paintball game it cuts back to some teens talking about working at the camp and well it also introduces the romantic interest of the film for Tommy and basically plot develops as Jason kills a bunch he even takes a girl out with a busted bottle its also the first movie Jason officially gets a maccedi for his weapon in this film and he kills alot of them with it theres also a really great part where you're stuck in suspense wondering if this movie has the guts to kill off a little girl at the camp and some of the two kids that are comedic relief basically say there doomed and make one really funny joke as Jason kills and at the end it gets really awesome because FIRE ON WATER IS COOL basically epic fight ensues and him and Jason both drown and Im not gonna spoil the end even if it does seem super obvious after watching.So two more of these(actually 3sort of) and we'll be done so what will the final two be well FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BA- I mean come back tommorow.
Monday, October 28, 2013
Day 28:Friday the 13th the final chapter even mores after
Ok so today I wont talk to much since I dont really feel good today I'll just say some things this movie did,its the first film to introduce a rival to Jason and have a returning character other than him,its also got a family and a group of teens instead of just teens,I like the concept of a kid beating Jason like in this movie did unlike the others,the intro also has a really cool recap at the beginning of the last movies to catch new veiwers up to date I think its neat how they combined the old films footage to make a new recap instead of replaying the end of the last film.The beginning of this also is faster than most other films in the series because it starts killing immediatly so when plot happens your held over for the moments without Jason,obviously he kept his mask and yea thats all for today.I will say Tommy Jarvis will be talked about more later this month
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Day 27:Friday the thirteenth part 3 is a good movie to see
This movie is really good I really like it but it does have a lot in it though not in length in kills and things so I cant really explain what happens too well.But I can explain some things, ok so a bunch of teens go to the camp one of them has a history with Jason and bikers show up.This movie was in 3d when it came out and you can tell they really over do it,like almost half the scenes have a 3d exploit of some kind but you can look past it.The characters are near perfect since you never get invested in them so you dont care who lives or dies.The opening is just the last films end which might seem bad but when you see the end it was totally necessary.This is the first movie Jason has his mask and honestly it rules,the main character has a bit of a back story with Jason which gets you invested in her.I think this might be my favorite film in the series because of all that happens in one scene a guy who you thought was dead comes back and is really important. There's also a character who keeps faking things and when he dies other characters can't tell,this blog is a little short because this movie has so much but definitly watch it if not just for the AWESOME ending.
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Day 26:Predator GIVE ME MORE
ARNOLD SWARZANEGGER MOVIE ALERT.This movie is really good its story is good to but the monster is what you'll think is coolest.Ok so Arnold(yes because I forgot his characters name)is called in to help out troops since hes the best and they have to go help well he and his men do but it turns out they were being used they find a girl and have to keep an eye on her as she would give away where they were.After some predator vision there one of them is attacked by an invisible creature with SUPERMECHADEATHLASER and kills one of them and the girl and one of the troops sees it happen and try and warn everybody its not a man.Also he bleeds neon green,the next night one of them kills a pig and the predator takes yet another one of them,then they realize its using the trees and after questioning the girl it is revealed she speaks english and is named Ana.They then make the trees SUPERMECHADEATHTREES so it cant get them.After that Ana talks about past times things like this have happened and its a reoccuring event.Arnold goes to check out the scene but has to be careful and THEY CATCH IT FOR HALF A SECOND it gets caught escapes and is seen for a second.Then one of them sees it and they hatch a plan to kill it but one of them is shot right in the head,but it didn't kill him cause he wasn't armed "No sport" then one of the guys tries to shoot it but doesn't cause it kills him.Then Billy the kid cuts himself and is killed off camera.Then Arnold is lasered and yells movie history "GET TO THE CHOPPAH!" Then stuff and he falls off a cliff and into a river and swims oh and Ana ran away of course.He climbs onto a muddy bank and JAWS MOMENT where the predators camo shorts out and he can be seen Arnold hides well though and the Predator misses him.Arnold devises a trappy trap for him and thats when you realize IT JUST GOT REAL yea hes making arrows,bombs,and crazy stuff as the predator looks at his skulls hes collected BATTLE OF THE SPECIES.Arnold lights a torch and yells to alert the Predator its on.The Predator shows up and they both have on camoflouge as the Predator sees Arnolds fire Arnold throws a bomb arrow that makes him visible.Arnold and it are at war two of the strongest fighters from two worlds at war with each other.Arnold is hurt and hides until it walks away then he gets his death spear and throws a bomb at it as it shoots lasers,The Predators blood is seen so Arnold knows its hurt and there now near each other until he blows up the place.Then the two come face to face where the Predator removes his mask and has SPIDER MOUTH and the two fight face to face(and he sees red now instead of blue) and it beats up Arnold till he struggles to get away and Arnold says to kill him so he can set off his trap and kill the monste- OH CRA- its cool the Predator is injured.....AND HAS A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON it blows up the forest and Arnold is ok and gets rescued.This movie is awesome and definitley watch it till the end thats all for now but remember I'll be bahck.P.s IT SAYS HIS NAME AT THE END ITS ITS ITS-
Friday, October 25, 2013
Day 25:Jason X and Premarital sex
This movie is actually pretty good its got good kills an interesting concept and a great end,WEIRD RIGHT?It was made to continue the franchise during the movie "Freddy vs Jason"(great movie btw) was stuck in development hell,also sad story here this is the last film Kane Hodder plays Jason.Anyways lets watch JASON X DUN DUN DUUUUN. This movie starts out with Jason captured and about to be frozen but he escapes,this scene is just here to be awesome but I still love it and in the process of freezing Jason a girl gets frozen too.Then in SPACE FUTURE the two are found and both come back theres also a very creepy scene with the captain...I wont go into detail about.Jason is off killing but captain idiot thinks hes worth too much to lose,theres also a robot,some more girls,a nerd, and an awesome black guy. Im just gonna talk about some cool scenes and stuff cause there is no real plot in this film,my one complaint is that Jason doesn't become Uber Jason (thats what his new forms called) become that until the very end of the film. Ok so possibly my favorite scene is when Jason stabs a guy and he survives his blade going through him.Then another awesome scene is when the robot girl just completely destroys Jason causing him to become Uber Jason.Another rad scene is when SPOILERS Jason falls back into earth and into camp crystal lake.I also think the scene where hes in a holographic chamber where he sees the stereotypes from the earlier movies basically two girls saying they love premarital sex,it also brings back a past scene where he kills them in sleeping bags.This film is really good and I say deserves a sequel so thats all and see you tommorow,
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Day 24:Jason takes manhattan is a movie you should flatten
SPOOOOOOOKY MOVIE BLOG.Its right before midnight Im writing this so it will be posted at 12:30 posssibly ok so this is a horrible movie because....ITS A DRUG PSA ON A BOAT seriously this movie on a boat for over half the film.The movie also has stupid scenes where a girl sees jason drowning throughout the ride,NOT ONLY DOES THAT NOT MAKE ANY SENSE THE CHILD WHO PLAYS JASON ID JUST A CHILD JASON IS DEFORMED.Anyways the kills aren't good the first one is literally just a blood splat from a guitar.Another girl does drugs and pushes a younger girl to do them but she wont.The music in this movie also sucks its mediocre wanna be 80s songs.For the majority of the film Jason doesn't have a maccedi,hes wearing a plastic mask,AND WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A GUY IN THESE MOVIES THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT JASON THAN ANYONE.THIS FILM SHOULD BE CALLED JASON ON A BOAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY.ALSO WHAT ARE THE POINTS OF ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS HALF OF THEM ARE INTRODUCED AND DIE.AND ONE KID HAD A CAMERA DID IT COME INTO PLAY AT ALL NOOOOO,THIS FILM GETS MY RATING OF BURN IT.ODDLY I FEEL MORE INVESTED IN THE JERK CHARACTER THAN THE MAIN CHARACTER OH AND WHY DOESN'T THE MASK HAVE EYE HOLES HOW COULD HE SEE.Well at least there are no more seq-NO NO NO THIS MOVIE DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER SEQUEL well actually I take that back Freddy vs Jason is great.HEY SINCE ITS ON A BOAT WHY NOT CALL IT JASON.....AND THE ARGONAUTS JEEZ IT WOULD BE LESS STUPID THAN THIS MOVIE.UNGHHH.AS SOON AS THERE IN NEW YORK THEY GET MUGGED THEN DRUGS AND ATTEMPTED RAPE THEN JASON THEN AGHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE NEVER WATCH THIS FILM.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Day 23:Alien can be my freind
Alright so Im not doing a plot synopsis today I'm gonna talk about why its good because in this type of movie its not about plot its about scare so lets talk about Alien
Effects: Ok so Im going to talk about when they find the eggs it looks really cool and when they open they latch on to your face and the first instance of this is shown when a ship member has one latch on to his space suit and it looks freaky and gross when there examining him and the arms latch around his neck when they try and remove it it spits out an acidic blood that just keeps burning through the floors its really goofy how they have too keep going floors to make sure it doesn't damage the ship. When the creature wonders off it falls on the floor and the insides of it are really similar too fish and chicken that are under cooked (also theres a character named Ash in this movie too) and then when it bursts out of the human it looks really cool after that it gets huge and when it kills its amazing then the movie reveals that Ash is really a robot and the government is using the crew to get the alien the effects for him look like vomit....literally it looks like hes throwing up its soooo cool the last surviving girl saves the cat and blows up the ship and the ship blowing up also looks amazing and just when you think its all over the girl is in the escape ship and the alien is back its so freaky and he gets frozen then shot into space and burned by the engine....do I even have to describe how AWESOME THAT WAS
Background: Ok so the ship there in reminds me of firefly which is weird since Joss Whedon does another Alien movie but not this one the chambers they get out of in the beginning is cool and I like how some parts like the medical facilities are all white but other parts are grey. The ship when it takes off is cool and the area where they find the alien is really weird looking and freaks me out the ship also looks cool flying in space and not much else on that. OK SCREW IT THE STORY IN THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING BUT I CANT DESCRIBE IT IN GOOD ENOUGH DETAIL SO WATCH IT. This is one of my favorite movies and definitley watch it I love it check it out thats all.
Effects: Ok so Im going to talk about when they find the eggs it looks really cool and when they open they latch on to your face and the first instance of this is shown when a ship member has one latch on to his space suit and it looks freaky and gross when there examining him and the arms latch around his neck when they try and remove it it spits out an acidic blood that just keeps burning through the floors its really goofy how they have too keep going floors to make sure it doesn't damage the ship. When the creature wonders off it falls on the floor and the insides of it are really similar too fish and chicken that are under cooked (also theres a character named Ash in this movie too) and then when it bursts out of the human it looks really cool after that it gets huge and when it kills its amazing then the movie reveals that Ash is really a robot and the government is using the crew to get the alien the effects for him look like vomit....literally it looks like hes throwing up its soooo cool the last surviving girl saves the cat and blows up the ship and the ship blowing up also looks amazing and just when you think its all over the girl is in the escape ship and the alien is back its so freaky and he gets frozen then shot into space and burned by the engine....do I even have to describe how AWESOME THAT WAS
Background: Ok so the ship there in reminds me of firefly which is weird since Joss Whedon does another Alien movie but not this one the chambers they get out of in the beginning is cool and I like how some parts like the medical facilities are all white but other parts are grey. The ship when it takes off is cool and the area where they find the alien is really weird looking and freaks me out the ship also looks cool flying in space and not much else on that. OK SCREW IT THE STORY IN THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING BUT I CANT DESCRIBE IT IN GOOD ENOUGH DETAIL SO WATCH IT. This is one of my favorite movies and definitley watch it I love it check it out thats all.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Day 22:Evil dead remake...oh the hands it takes
Remakes....almost never as good as the original is this true. This might be as good as the original I mean its basically a sort of spin off from the original I mean Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi (original producers,writers,and actor) made it and said they would like for Mia (main character of the film kinda) and Ash to crossover in an Army of Darkness 2 thing so lets compare this film to the first two and see how it holds up. Like the original its got two guys and three girls but we only need to know these two names Mia and Mia's brother because noone needs to know the fodder names okay so it starts with an intro a a dad a foreign lady and a daughter who is possessed and they kill her anyways then the main characters they go to the cabin like in the original but this time there not there for fun Mia is actually a recovering druggy so there actually there for her to recover and the side fodder include a nurse,Mias brother,Mias brothers girlfreind,a nerdy guy,and Mia.Ok so theres also an adorable dog but...*sob* *weep* this is an evil dead film so...NOONE except the main character..can live.So after they get to the cabin Mia smells a dead smell the dog also smells it and scratches the carpet and they go investigate it it turns out they should get MEOWTTA THERE HA because when they get there they see dead cats under the house haha oh my goodness anyways when they get there they find THE DICTIONARY OF DOOM the necronomicon and the nerd studies it and junk and reads the spell and y'know the rest DEATH DEATH MEGA DEATH anyways after this she cant handle it and they wont let her leave and she rides of- YES YES YES TREE RAPE RETURNS YET AGAIN AHHH after she crashes the stupid car in a swamp the girl from the beginning is there as the swamp vines get some action and leaves a vine there (the most determined wanna be father ever) anyways she goes back and is now possessed and will go back all freaked out her brother goes outside while its raining and finds that the...*WAHHHHHHHHHH WHY IT WHY WEEP* the....THE DOG IS DEAD who cares about the cast lets remember that dog....ok so he thinks she did it and just that and then she goes in the shower and turns the heat up to OVER 9000....degrees anyways after that she has 90th degree burns and after that she attacks her brothers girlfreind and she is locked in the cellar like the girl from the first movie....so shes the new Ash and a different girl from the first film...ooook anyways the nurse goes to get more tranquilizers for her but she gets possessed and cuts off her face when the nerd goes to check on her BLAM he gets stabbed with a mirror and a sirenge oh and he slips on her cheek like a bannana peel and she stops somehow and they leave and he loses alot of blood and Mias brothers girlfreind goes to get some water and food but Mia SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN BETTER oh well I guess she stopped it like Ash di-NOPE ahh this part is intense Mia attacks the gf tries to get away and is bitten and in classic evil dead 2 fashion her hand gets possessed and she has to cut her whole arm off yea like a turkey she uses an electric knife and she comes back and then DEATH she is possessed but she has a nail gun and shoots the nerd....HE CANT CATCH A BREAK but of course shes stopped and anyways after that stuff happens and he puts the nerd outside (smart put the hurt guy in the open) anyways he grabs a chainsaw (also like the second film) and shotgun and goes down to get Mia after almost burning the house down he goes to her and FIGHT SCENE ENSUES they fight and NERD SAVES THE DAY nerd....he saved the day anyways he buries Mia and gets the demon out of her and uses a makeshift defribulator to bring her back and he goes back in and has to kill nerd and when he shoots him they both ASPLODE and there is one more scene but I wont spoil it but she does lose her hand and finishes with the chainsaw so thats all for today but come back tommorow for more
Monday, October 21, 2013
Day 21:Evil dead 2 I LOVE YOU
On a scale of 1 to 10 this movie is GROOVY yea this movie is so awesome it might be even better than the first. Ok so it starts out with....UNGHHH it starts out with a stupid remakeish thing that never happened why didn't they just start it off from the end of the last film it would've been so easy to do it that is one of my 2 complaints with this the other is the dancing stop motion dead girl friend and I really just hate that scene but after the terrible parts Ash gets bitten and his hand is possessed from the bite and has too cut it off he does and the scenes of him fighting his own hand are hilarious and awesome and anyways after that it is shown a woman and man are going to the cabin and there parents were the ones studying the necronomicon and there coming back with more pages. They can't go across the bridge because it is bent upward (btw the remake of the original takes heavily from this movie also) and they have to pay two strangers too show them around it for a fee of course. Anyways they get there and the parents aren't there and they blame Ash because hes trespassing and covered in blood and put him in the cellar they play there fathers recorder and it reveals his wife go possessed and is in THE CELLAR Ash hears this and freaks out they let him out and realize he's there chance of survival after this the guy is possessed and attacks and drama ensues hes killed and then the fodder goes out and RAPIST TREES RETURN they pull her away and into the night but anyways the ghost of the father shows up and tells them they need to use the pages to send the evil back so they are going to do that but one of the obligatory fodder is missing and her boy friend insists going looking for her and is obviously dead so they don't want to go but hes very convincing I mean 100 percent convincing........and he has a gun but when they go outside Ash gets possessed and SUPRISE the boyfreind dies in an extremely gory way then Ash frees himself by being awesome and welp AWESOME ensues and the end happens it foreshadows the next film amzingly and im not divuldging the end or even that many details because its THAT GOOD so come back tommorow and we'll either do the remake or the third film because either works next so check it out
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Day 20:The Evil Dead EXPLODING HEADS
Alright so THESE FILMS ARE MY FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME I love every movie in the series and the remake Bruce Campbell ROCKS Sam Raimi ROCKS fun fact:I discovered evil dead beacause I watched burn notice and one day my parents were watching army of darkness(the third evil dead film) or Midevil dead and I thought it was Jason and the Argonauts at first and watched it and thats how I first saw and got into the film series so this film is probably my favorite film of all time. So lets watch this amazing film The Evil Dead it starts out with 5 teens in a car riding in a car to a cabin in the Tennesee woods also I loved these films before I knew they took place in tennesee and guess what I WAS BORN IN TENNESEE darn right.Anyways on the way there they almost crash into a truck because of the cars steering wheel also they all have names but screw those guys Ash Williams is the only one you need to remember.Anyways when they get to the cabin they go in and look around.The girl is sketching the clock in her room and cant control her hand and draws a weird book looking thing with a face anyways thats the first weird thing. Ash and not main character 3 hear noises in the basement and check it out they see weird skull things and a recorder.They decide to bring it up stairs and to play the recorder after looking at the book of the dead and when everyone else wants to stop playing it not main character number 3 keeps going and brings a curse to them all WONDER WHY I DONT SAY HIS NAME.After this not main character number 3 goes outside very under dressed and is attacked and raped by the forest.....3...2....1...She really gave the woods wood,she probably was yelling OAK GOD OAK GOD,there relationship is gonna be sappy YEAH TREE JOKES she runs back after the tree wouldnt use a condom HA and says they have to go but suprise suprise the bridge is out so they cant leave so they have to stay the night.Ash also gave his girlfreind a necklace but thats not important to the plot AT AALLLL anyways not main character number 3 is now a deadite they dont call them this yet but thats what they are she stabs and attacks the other girls and they rest not main character 4 wants to leave but Ash wont leave anybody behind and anyways THEY ALL DIE yep noone but Ash survives its amazing the final part everyones possesed against Ash I wont divulge the ending and how he almost makes it (HINT HINT) and just watch it I COMMAND IT This film is better than any other film ever so WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT and Im ou-GRAHHHHH
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Day 19:To all my freinds twilight zone week must end
The last episode of season 1 is what were ending on its not scary but its the season 1 finale and I really like this episode its about a writer and I want to be a writer so yeah this is a bit of a lacking blog so skip this blog I wont blame you if anything I recommend skipping it since its not scary until the 4/10 scary ending because it can be seen as somewhat scary so lets talk about A world of his own a man who writes plays is seen with a lovely woman who is giving the writer (Gregory) a martini and his wife comes home and sees this through the window and when she comes in the woman has vanished also this episode takes place in his house the whole episode and it doesn't get boring which is really great writing in fact the characters seem to really COME TO LIFE its like they become REAL PEOPLE and when his wife comes in and the woman (mary) is gone the banter between him and his wife is great and he reveals he made Mary from his writing after a man from his play came to life eventually when she wants to have him commited for insanity he makes A GIANT RED EYED ELEPHANT to block her way he shows her he made her also she doesn't beleive him and destroys herself when she does he doesn't bring her back he just makes mary his wife and as Rod Sterling ends the episode Gregory shows he created Rod and when he burns him he just says "Thats the way it goes" and it ends this episodes ending and plot are great and I love it thus ending twilight zone week.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Day 18: A nice place to visit is a critical hit
This episode starts out on a crook in the middle of a robbery the police show up and after shooting at them and calling them a screw (by the way hes named henry) Henry gets shot and dies a big man shows up who knows his name and offers him anything when henry tries taking his wallet and threatens him he gets 700 dollars from the big man and is then led to a luxurious room and told its his he doesn't beleive it and thinks hes a con artist and when hes offered food he wants the large man to eat some but he wont he eventually is told hes dead and he assumes hes in heaven and goes gambling and of course he wins every time when he wins he gives his girls the money.When he gets back to his room Henry asks the man why hes there the man says he doesnt know and they should check the records and all hes done is horrible so when he gets back he keeps winning and gets mad hes talking to the angel again and says he wants to go to the other place the big man says "this is the other place"and hes really in hell I really like this episode alot its really great I love the concept to it definitley check it out
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Day 17:The monsters are due on maple street cant be beat
Alright before we talk about this episode I have a story to tell about it in the 7th grade my class acted this episode out in english to learn more about writing so lets watch The monsters are due on maple street On a very nice day on street called maple street everyone is just hanging out and everyone sees a meteor and just kinda ignores it until the power goes out on everything even the radios and cars.Seriously how often do these people see meteors.When two guys decide to go to town but a kid tells them its aliens and they get suspicious that someone might be an alien....OK OK SO CASUAL METEORS AND ALIENS its odd that these people can act so casual about all these things also a little kid told them that.When one mans car starts on its own they come down on a man they knew for 5 year.And apparently one woman has seen him looking in the sky every night but he says he has insomnia he tells them there starting a bad thing with all there assumptions.And everyone betrays everyone no one wants anyone near them.All of these people are betraying people they've known for years and everybody is making assumptions in this episode.One man who builds a radio is assumed to be talking to aliens.A man shows up out of nowhere so everyone thinks hes a monster and they shoot him its one of the neighbors and when they realize he killed him he says it was an accident then the man who shot him lights came on but noone elses so they try to kill him he yells he knows who it is and says its the kid from earlier,HE BLAMES THE KID everyone chases the kid then all the lights come on at random and they blame everyone.The end is amazing the actual aliens are saying they did all this and will do this to the whole world.The only complaint would be its a bit exaggerated but this episode is sooooo good it even got broadcast on radios and was re written for classes to study.So this episode rules definitley watch it and come back tommorow and the next day for the end of twilight zone week
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Day 16:The hitch-hiker couldn't be nicer
This episode starts out with a woman who has just had car trouble and is getting her tire fixed.She shes a creepy man while talking to the mechanic hitch-hiking a bit of backstory on this episode for me I saw it when I was very little and it horrified me.Anyways the woman keeps seeing the same man wherever she goes she explains shes scared while self narrating,she stops by a diner and asks how many hitch-hikers are around there and the man explains how it would be extremely unlikely for one to be there.She continues driving but has to stop,the man she keeps seeing is there and asks if shes going west she says no and drives up.Then a scene almost exactly the same as in final destination her car gets stuck on a train track but unlike final destination she doesn't die.When she gets of she realizes that the man wants her to die because hes a bad thing and she realizes she has to just keep going and not let the hitchhiker get her,she took a side road in new mexico and she runs out of gas she runs to a gas station in the night and pleads for gas from the man but he says its too late then some sort of a sailor sees her and there both heading to San diego so she offers a ride they get gas and keep going.They talk and hes also a hitchhiker and she asks about hitchhiking and how another hitchhiker could get ahead of her. She sees the man again but the sailor doesn't see him she stops the car and she reveals she was trying to kill him so the sailor wants to go but she wont let him and she uses her womanly ways to try and get him to stay but he leaves anyway.She pulls over after to call someone for comfort her she calls her mother and apparently she had a nervous breakdown over the death of her so she realizes she doesnt feel any emotion anymore she realizes the man will always bewaiting for her and she says she thinks she knows and the hitchhikers in her car moi this episode is a master peice definite watch and thats all for today on wailords thoughts
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Day 15:Time enough to spare is NOT FAIR
This is an iconic episode of the twilight zone everybody knows the ending too futurama parodied the end of it and so did robot chicken and countless other shows.A great episode that oddly I hadn't seen before this and I love the twilight zone almost as much as mega man and pink lemonade.Its about a man who extremely loves reading.BUT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE EPISODE HATES BOOKS ,SERIOUSLY WHO HATES BOOKS THIS MUCH that's one complaint I have about this his boss threatens to fire him for not being focused on his work and his wives a total jerk to him for literally no reason at all seriously why does this guy have such bad luck.He sneaks into the vault at the bank he works at to read and KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH everyone dies this poor man finally catches a break just an extremely sad break.He looks for his wife and apparently wanders for 8 hours and realizes there all dead except him he realizes he survived because of his reading in the vault. He talks about how he can live for years and doesn't need to worry about death. He contemplates about his loneliness and lies on a burnt up couch for a bit.He gets up and finds a car and honks it then starts yelling for people and says it doesnt matter hes alone and hes fortunate....until he says he isn't then he finds a gun....wow this is so sad like yesterdays episode it reminds us of loneliness hes about to kill himself until he finds infinite books his dreams have come true he organizes them and decides when to read them he then says he has time enough to read now...YAY a happy endi- his glasses break and he cant read anymore NOPE NOPE NOT GONNA SAY IT.....he then proceeds to scream.....unghhh welp he screams ITS NOT FAIR this episodes pretty good its a bit overrated but eh the ending makes the episode so memorable so that's all for today but come back tomorow for more Twilight zone week
Monday, October 14, 2013
Day 14:The lonely is what I like to see
This episode of the twilight zone is cool It's about a convict who's been sentenced to solitude on a desolate asteroid where he's slowly going crazy each day he only gets visitors every few months by men bringing him supplies so he doesn't die. One man feels sorry for the man and when says he killed in self defense he gives him a gift he brought,he says to not open it until there gone.The banter in this episode is amazing.He opens the box and it's a robot girl he doesn't get excited though he gets angry because she isn't real and calls her a lie he hurts her and insults her since she's just a reminder that he's so lonely she starts crying and he apologizes.I really like this episode it's so intruiging what will happen next.It cuts to 11 months later where he is now in love with her.There star gazing and see a ship coming towards them even though one isn't due.He gets a pardon and has too leave within 20 minutes you already now they can't bring the robot (or robit as the man said it) because they said he could bring 15 pounds of stuff he goes to get The robot and he tries to show them THEY KILL THE ROBOT HE FELL IN LOVE WITH he doesn't get sad though he just sees her as an object of his lonelyness this episode is so sad and great I highly suggest watching it.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Day 13:Twilight zone week is sweet
SKADOOOSH After yesterdays fumble I figured you readers were probably gettin sick of this blog and I dont blame you so for this entire week Im gonna reveiw episodes of the twilight zone since that show is actually pretty scary sometimes.So lets talk about Season 1 episode 6 of The Twilight Zone
The escape clause:
Im gonna talk about the iconic intro to this show first,its rare for a writer to act in his stories especially since he does it every episode. He basically explains every episode what the twilight zone is its a dimension between dimensions where the paranormal happens to put it simply anything and I mean anything can happen in the twilight zone.At the end of each episode he explains morals and such the episode teaches this show has been parodied countless times by cartoons and even had a series reboot in the 90s which is really good.The episode the escape clause is about a hypochondriac who fears nothing more than death and thinks hes always sick hes spoiled as heck cause he stays in bed as his wife takes care of him and doctor tells him hes not sick I never understood how often women put up with jerks.After hes done nagging his wife the devil(oddly using a sir name Ken Waller) visits him and talks to him about death I always loved the idea as the devil as a buisness man or a salesman where he outwits some poor fool into giving him his soul in fact alot of the episodes are like this.The devil strikes up a deal with the man and offers him a contract for invincibilitie and inabilitie to die he accepts and starts offing himself immediatly he literally throws himself in front of a moving train and sues them for y'know running him over hes talking to his wife about how life is no longer exciting because he cant die.He then fixes himself an amonia and death cocktail and reveals to his wife hes immortal.Me personally Id just fight people alot.He goes up to the roof to jump off his wife goes up to offer him potatoe pancakes (not even joking) and he kills her hoping to get the death penalty but his lawyer is AMAZING and manages to defend a man who openly killed his wife.He loses of course and gets DEAT- nevermind LIFE IN PRISON ha and he calls the devil to take him back to hell.I personally would've just went and either killed everybody or wait for the prison to be torn down or stay in prison instead of eternal damnation.So it ends on Rod sterling telling us what happens when you deal with the devil and thats it for today but come back tommorow for twilight zone week of October Horror marathon
The escape clause:
Im gonna talk about the iconic intro to this show first,its rare for a writer to act in his stories especially since he does it every episode. He basically explains every episode what the twilight zone is its a dimension between dimensions where the paranormal happens to put it simply anything and I mean anything can happen in the twilight zone.At the end of each episode he explains morals and such the episode teaches this show has been parodied countless times by cartoons and even had a series reboot in the 90s which is really good.The episode the escape clause is about a hypochondriac who fears nothing more than death and thinks hes always sick hes spoiled as heck cause he stays in bed as his wife takes care of him and doctor tells him hes not sick I never understood how often women put up with jerks.After hes done nagging his wife the devil(oddly using a sir name Ken Waller) visits him and talks to him about death I always loved the idea as the devil as a buisness man or a salesman where he outwits some poor fool into giving him his soul in fact alot of the episodes are like this.The devil strikes up a deal with the man and offers him a contract for invincibilitie and inabilitie to die he accepts and starts offing himself immediatly he literally throws himself in front of a moving train and sues them for y'know running him over hes talking to his wife about how life is no longer exciting because he cant die.He then fixes himself an amonia and death cocktail and reveals to his wife hes immortal.Me personally Id just fight people alot.He goes up to the roof to jump off his wife goes up to offer him potatoe pancakes (not even joking) and he kills her hoping to get the death penalty but his lawyer is AMAZING and manages to defend a man who openly killed his wife.He loses of course and gets DEAT- nevermind LIFE IN PRISON ha and he calls the devil to take him back to hell.I personally would've just went and either killed everybody or wait for the prison to be torn down or stay in prison instead of eternal damnation.So it ends on Rod sterling telling us what happens when you deal with the devil and thats it for today but come back tommorow for twilight zone week of October Horror marathon
Saturday, October 12, 2013
day 12:Dawn of the dead is well said
Ok so this movie is great and everybody knows about it already so I dont think I need to go into too much detail.Also FIRST MOVIE THATS NOT ON NETFLIX,anyways its about people in a zombie outbreak who fly of in a helicopter to a mall also george romero did this movie he does the of the dead movies most known Night of the living dead.There on there way to canada when they stop at a mall to rest and get supplies,when the mall seems better than expected they decide to stay its pretty much them in the mall most of the film till one guy gets bitten this movies been talked about too much so I cant say anything that hasnt been said about this great film so sorry its so short today. But definitley watch it its really great
Friday, October 11, 2013
Day 11:Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is in black and white?
This is Dr jekyll and mr Hyde from 1920 it has no sound other than its music and no color yet it is still a great film Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is about a scientist who want to discover a way to separate his good from bad in a way similar to the hulk even though the hulks based on this and Frankenstein. Dr Jekyll is a very generous man who runs a home for the poor he has a colleague who disagrees with his studies also 1920S VERSION OF A STRIP CLUB I love an early scene which is basically a strip club in the 20s I've never been in one but girls dancing for men's pleasure and giving what appears to be a lap dance what might be seen as sexist to some is just funny anyways this movie switches from dark to light using camera filters which is a really smart and creative way to establish light,dark,day,and night and I admire this film for that. It also has stills incase you might get confused during important parts but in nice poetic ways,the movie doesn't force these and explains the plot well also.I haven't finished the book yet so I can't contrast like I did with bride of Frankenstein but the story is somewhat basic so I'm gonna assume its a good adaptation.Also for a film you have to read it keeps the watcher interested it could've easily done the opposite especially since I've seen more films with effects that our great and sound and color.This film reminds me of Frankenstein because of the people's calling it sacrilegious I get it's how people probably would react back then but IT'S VALID RESEARCH I mean seriously think of all the good there expiriments could do I get Frankenstein since he dug up graves but why Hyde it makes me glad how times have changed I mean imagine a film like ghostbusters back then "were gonna hunt ghosts" "WITCHCRAFT!"
This is why I hate the scenes where they say it's wrong of him to do this.The acting in this is phenomenal because Jekyll and Hyde are played by the same guy but he makes them seem totally different.I also like how the movie intruiges you by saying things like"will the drug be able to bring him back" the music fits perfectly to this movie
and actually makes me kinda glad it doesn't have talking more movies should focus on music like this one. He also thinks ahead and says Hyde has full access to his home to his servant so that was smart I don't like how obviously suspicious he makes it and how one sentence later he asks for a mirror in his lab but it's a minor issue especially since he does his deeds very secretly.(the hunch mr Hyde has is a nice feature) This movie also makes me think about evil I mean a man who runs a free clinic for the poor becomes a murdering rapist these contrast really add to the movie since in some way this is what his mind made and is a form of freedom being Hyde.I can't help but think the strip club scenes are hilarious I get it's a different timed movie but I still find them funny especially the woman's reactions to Hyde (don't worry there's no graphic scenes)and how she coincidentally has a ring that used to hold poison.Also there's a scene with a juggler out of nowhere....not even jokin just shows up and leaves.There are good side plots that link to the main story and he also has more ways to stay in control as Jekyll like if he goes missing as himself for too long Hyde gets all his things. He neglects thing as he works and this also reminds me of Frankenstein and even more since the creator loses control and costs lives because of it.On some scenes I wish it had sound but that would ruin the movies atmosphere. The supporting actresses are great especially the love interest. The dr trying to hold back the beast inside him just makes the beast madder which causes great drama. I really think some people could relate to this no I don't mean people turning into murderous monsters that's just silly I mean neglecting people you love over obsession I mean I can't but I'm sure someone could.The horror of this film comes from human nature and lust for power.For 1920 it's effects are great it does well for it's lack of sound,it's abilities to induce fear,it's abilities to make one man have two vastly different identities,The death scenes are great the first kill is a poor dirty little kid not really but he tried to.the peoples reactions are oddly funny to me they open there mouths really wide in shock and pop there eyes out he then pays the man off with a check he signed Henry jekyl and they notice it and some drama ensues The Dr finally comes back feeling much remorse for all hyde has done. He is asked what he had to do with Hyde and transforms and kills a guy with (starts a beat up) AEROBICS A A AEROBICS and beating him to death and a chase ensues afterwards the police are called which raises a question WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE ON TOPHATS I mean everybody in this film wears a top hat WHY I guess it's just the fashion of the time.Hyde in a panic runs off and also burns some papers.And the police question the drs servant as he changes back from Hyde with just a roll of his eyes when he comes back I mean what was he thinking "ughh I think I left my murder cane behind" when he's back he cleans himself up and talks to the cops. He sees his wife to be crying since he was gone killing her dad.She asks him to help her stop Hyde and he agrees.He has a really awesome looking transformation in his sleep after and the wife to be talks about her worries and asks about Hyde. Then it reaveals he's out of his transformation drug so he's out of control and sends everyone in the house for chemicals.when his freind knocks on the door he freaks out and prays I also like how they show the maids banter about it cause it gives insight and doesn't SUCK like it does in some movies.In the last 5 minutes he battles with himself in his lab yelling for his wife to go but she doesn't and goes in the lab where in an awesomely creepy scene she sees Hyde battling with himself I had to watch the two scenes after that twice cause they were so interesting SPOILERS She is so shocked she has a heart attack and right after the dr dies fighting himself as a sacrifice for his love she gets up and just sits next to him this is one of my favorite movies of all time everyone should watch this it deserves a sequel that's all for today but come back tommorow.
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Day 10:Frankenstein and the monster from hell is swell
Alright so another really good well pretty good film Frankenstein meets the monster from hell isnt what you would expect this isnt about a creature called frankenstein its about Dr Frankenstein and his nefarious deeds ok but let me give a little back story in the 50s-70s a company called hammer made Dracula and Frankenstein films with recycled actors in each like universal used too so some of the Frankenstein films even if they werent related they had the same cast so lets get into this film. Its about a man who studies Frankensteins work is arrested for witchcraft where he meets Dr. Victor who looks exactly like Frankenstein oh but he so obviously isnt VICTOR Frankenstein hes Dr Victor but he soon reveals himself and IT IS FRANKENSTEIN to give credit this movie knew it was obvious though so it didnt be stupid about it. Anyways they work on something they did in all the previous films swapping brains with a proffesor and an EXTREMELY HAIRY man who is also incredibly strong.The characters in the movie are strong enough to keep this movie pretty good.I also like how the dr is blackmailing the proffesor so he can do whatever he wants.This movie repeats the last film but in a unique way because of the characters reactions and motives dr frankenstein is an amazing villain he uses wrongfully incarcerated peoples parts in his creations and he even gets a man to kill himself his mute assistant plays a part near the end and is great the assistant has a great moral conflict and his creature goes on a rampage too also the reason why she is mute is also great and makes perfect sense I say watch it 8 out of 10. P.S sorry everything comes from netflix but I dont have access to my dvds at my old home.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Day 9:Bride of Frankenstein is Sublime
Ahhh this movie is wonderful WE BELONG DEAD best line ever ok so the movie begins with Mary Shelley going over with her freinds what happened last film.Also universal sure does reuse actors alot the woman from invisible man that overacted is in this.The film takes alot from the book like the part where the blind man teaches him to talk thats directly from the book.The villain isnt the murderous creature its the man who wants to create a wife for the creature to calm it.Its odd how they made it work like that but it does. When Dr.Patronus finds out how to make intelligent life but cant make it large enough he asks Frankenstein for help so he agrees to do it. This movie is great in almost everyway I cant even think of anything wrong with this the beginning is very unique in how it catches you up on what happened in the last film.And after that your immediatly entertained because it starts up on a burning buildind with the creature and frankenstein inside.I also really like how Dr. Paleontologist is such an un villainous guy but Dr. Platypus really turns into a beleivable villain and you sympathise with the monster no matter what happens cause he hardly ever catches a break and when he does he totally gets screwed especially at the end when he gets his wife but shes horrified of him and kills them all except for his creator who realised what they were doing was wrong Boris Karloff really makes this movie definitley watch it.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Day 8:Killer Klowns from outerspace wins the Kooky space race
Ahhh we got another good one and its PG-13 so go us this movie is about a guy his girlfreind and his girlfreinds cop ex boyfreind fighting killer alien Klowns and yes if the movie spells it like that so will I theres also another cop who thinks its a big prank on him . My one complaint about this movie is also a good thing that probably shouldnt bug me the people that die you dont want to die. I love how this movie never tries to take itself seriously unlike other goofy horror concepts(looks at Hellraiser 8) The music is also really good it has a really good theme song and its style is used in some scenes.Theres one scene where a Klown is riding a bike chasing a guy in a car where the music is just really catchy not many movies have music as good as this one. There spaceship is really nice its a giant circus tent and it has a neat little door system.The Klowns main goal is hilarious they put people in cotton candy cocoons to drink there blood there means of finding people balloon animal bloodhounds there means of killing people are also one of the best parts my favorite is the acid pies.There are also two brothers that are also hilarious and dont ever catch a break until the end they also kinda save the day with there ice cream truck near the end.I also think the fact they kept everybody good alive is a note alot more horror movies should take note of. Also how else would you kill a Klown....by shooting there nose and where do they hide...the Karnival...how do they kidnap the girl...a balloon. This movie is a definite watch so see ya next time.
Monday, October 7, 2013
Day 7:The Invisible man is very grand
Ahhh something good after all the crap Ive been watching also my sister dressed up as the invisible man today so it works. This movie is really good its so interesting to watch I actually watched it a couple weeks ago but its one of those movies thats got good rewatch value but I also love old horror films like Bela Lugosi in Dracula so grab some paint cause youll need it to see the invisible man. Ok so the film starts out with the Invisible man (Dr Jack Griffin) walking in the snow and he walks into an inn where everyone gets quiet when he walks in he asks for a room and immediatly after hes gone they start talking about him and why they think hes wearing goths on his face and goggles.Then later he asks for food from the woman and she brings him some he asks for privacy after that but she didnt bring the mustard so she comes in and hes eating but he appears to have no chin.It cuts to two scientists and one of there daughter who is dating Griffin they try finding clues for where he couldve gone.Im not going to go into detail anymore than that because it would spoil this movie and its so good so if you want to now what happens watch it.
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Day 6 :Revelation...devastation
*sobs* Today we have a movie...that is so sad *sniffle* the movie that nails the Pinhead into the coffin Revelations OH GOD WHY WHY this movie is a spiritual sequel to Hellraiser it's not a Hellraiser movie because PINHEAD ISN'T IN IT some guy with Pins on his head who isn't Doug Bradley is in it so this isn't a Hellraiser film. It's a stupid not Hellraiser film ok so it WAHHH I MISS PINHEAD so it starts with two DUMB IDIOTS AND A CRAPPY CAMERA RAMBLE ABOUT NOTHING heading for Mexico it cuts back to a house with some idiots and then to NOTpinhead and one of the dumb kids also the shaky camera appears through the majority of the film yea then it cuts to them in Mexico and one of the idiots has sex with some hoe while the other dude still has the camera going cause idk Yolo anyways the next morning she's dea- wait sleeping with a girl who's dead the next morning inexplicably NO IT'S 5 ALL OVER AGAIN anyways it cuts back to the NOPE IM DONE IM NOT REVEIWING THIS MOVIE JUST DONT WATCH IT DONT...UNGHHHH Im putting myself through hell by doing this but THEN IT CUTS BACK TO THE FAMILY WHO FINDS THE RUBIX CUBE OF DEATH IN THE KIDS STUFF some chick opens it and one of the idiots appears stunned probably from realizing he was in the worst movie ever it cuts back to the idiots in Mexico at a strip club maybe they want to become cheating cops like from 5 and a homeless guy shows up and gives them the RUBIX CUBE OF DEATH and it cuts back to the home and the homeless man from before shows up and attacks a dude in the house then the son takes the gun they kiled him and it cuts to an idiot opening it and gets a problem from the first Hellraiser film he needs blood to live so he gets the other idiot to do it until he quits and the first idiot takes his skin it cuts it off and wears it as his it comes back to the family and him and stuff happens the box is opened NOTpinhead appears kills a girl takes an idiot has the other idiot as his minion and then takes a woman too and THAT'S ALL THAT'S IT EVERYBODY DIES oh wait then it ends on the girl about to open the box cause idk Yolo and THAT'S IT so its done.
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Day 5:Hellraiser 8 is a movie I hate
I HATE THIS MOVIE THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD IT SHOULD BE ERASED FROM HISTORY ALRIGHT SO A BUNCH OF STUPID TEEN STERIOTYPES WHO PLAY A STUPID VIDEOGAME BASED ON THE PAST MOVIES WHICH IS STUPID THEY GO TO A STUPID PARTY WHERE PINHEAD USES A BUTCHERS KNIFE TO DECAPITATE A DUDE HE HAS POWERS AND NEVER ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT BEFORE WHY NOW THE TEENS ARE SO STUPID THE CONCEPT IS STUPID THE MUSIC DOESN'T FIT FOR A HELLRAISER MOVIE AND IT'S A STUPID MOVIE PROBABLY MY NEW LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME I HATE IT CLIVE BARKER WOULD BE ASHAMED OF THIS FILM PINHEAD IS NOT THE NEXT JASON THE FEAR OF HIM COMES FROM THE ETERNAL DAMNATION OF HELL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DIE NOT THE FEAR OF BEING KILLED THERE'S EVEN A SEEN OF HIM IN THE WOODS KILLING A GUY WHY HE'S NOT JASON THIS MOVIE SHOULD NOT BE WATCHED BY ANYONE IT'S A SELLOUT OF A FILM
Friday, October 4, 2013
Day 4:Hellraiser 7 gets an 11
Is through him.Skipping over some stuff she is at the deader base and is killed while dead she remembers her father
raping her she wakes up and is in a bathtub bleeding with a knife through her but still alive and continuously bleeding
She wakes up again in a hospital with her boss talking to her. She then has another encounter with pinhead she wakes up realizing she was dead the whole time the leader reveals his ancestor is the puzzle maker from the earlier films I really like how they added that so it makes more sense about his connection with the box.They want her to become one of them because they can go Pinheads world and he wants her soul and Pinhead shows up and kills them all except her in a really bad-a sequence she kills herself to stop Pinhead cause she opened the box this ending is really good and reminds me of stuff like this that would happen in earlier films. This movie is really good so WATCH IT NOW
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Day 3:Hellraiser six gets me mixed
Alright day 3 of my October marathon and uh Im not sure how to feel about this movie the movie is really good it is but The ending Im not sure how to feel about alright this reveiw will spoil this movie so you should stop and watch it cause its good maybe depends on who you are. Ok so the movie is told through the main characters memory but its not his actual memory this is where the spoiler begins his wife is the girl from the first Hellraiser films and he wants her to open the puzzle box (also this makes sense since she already knew how to open it unlike the previous film) anyways she does because I dont know Yolo. She speaks to Pinhead and offers to give him 5 souls if she keeps hers the 5 are her cheating husbands 3 women her cheating husbands partner who he tried to murder her with for her money and him. Also there are some really awesome moments like when Pinhead is in a acupuncture office that was just awesome.Honestly this film is pretty darn good but the ending is what I want to talk about see Kirsty from the original offers Pinhead souls Im not sure if thats what she would do and thats not satisfying on either end cause the hatred between the two isnt really mentioned at all and it feels wasted I mean he could try to betray her or she could try to destroy him or something Its wasted potential but whether or not it is its a really good film so you should watch it.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Day 2:Im not a Reanimator hator
warning:this movie contains scenes of graphic nudity
Hello and were watching a movie thats GOOD today... well mostly good its a B-movie but a good one. Ok so its a movie about Herbert West a man who has been studying how to reanimate the dead he becomes a student at a college and becomes roomates with another student. Herbert disproves a proffesor over and over his roomates girl freinds dad is Dean....? Im assuming Im not quite sure what he was but he had the power to kick out students anyways this movie is very interesting especially near the end so Im not going to go past 30 minutes till the end because it gets good and kinda goofy near the end.Ok so this movie is also based on an H.P Lovecraft story and he writes alot of dark stuff (most noteably Khtulu) and it shows in this especially at the end SPOILER ALERT ok so this might be past the 30 minute left marker but the professor IS THE VILLAIN yeah not the dude that brings corpses back the old proffesor thats holding a grudge against him AND HES NOT HOLDING THE GRUDGE BECAUSE OF THE REANIMATED CORPSES he just hates him and wants credit for his work earlier in the film he killed the Dean or whatever and reanimated him WTF SPOILER OVER either way its got its problems but I say watch it.
Hello and were watching a movie thats GOOD today... well mostly good its a B-movie but a good one. Ok so its a movie about Herbert West a man who has been studying how to reanimate the dead he becomes a student at a college and becomes roomates with another student. Herbert disproves a proffesor over and over his roomates girl freinds dad is Dean....? Im assuming Im not quite sure what he was but he had the power to kick out students anyways this movie is very interesting especially near the end so Im not going to go past 30 minutes till the end because it gets good and kinda goofy near the end.Ok so this movie is also based on an H.P Lovecraft story and he writes alot of dark stuff (most noteably Khtulu) and it shows in this especially at the end SPOILER ALERT ok so this might be past the 30 minute left marker but the professor IS THE VILLAIN yeah not the dude that brings corpses back the old proffesor thats holding a grudge against him AND HES NOT HOLDING THE GRUDGE BECAUSE OF THE REANIMATED CORPSES he just hates him and wants credit for his work earlier in the film he killed the Dean or whatever and reanimated him WTF SPOILER OVER either way its got its problems but I say watch it.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Starting October movies with a wimper
Hellraiser V and why it sucks
Hello Its Wailordtheking and this october Im going to watch 31 movies in 31 days this October and I started off with an awful film Hellraiser 5 so lets bite into this turd.
The story for this movie is like that of an episode of a mediocre cop show a COP who cheats on his wife and does drugs GEE HAVENT HEARD OF A CROOKED COP IN A MOVIE BEFORE.Anyways in an investegation he finds the box from the other films AND KNOWS HOW TO OPEN IT The box is supposed to take lifetimes to figure out but some cop just opens it like hes a genius. Anyways when he opens it he has a dream containing one of the only good scenes in this movie a nightmare with two pretty decently scary Cynobites.But they hardly show up after that anyways the girls dead the next morning and he tells his partner about whats happening so the partner ends up wanting to rat the dude out so he ends up framing his partner to keep his mouth shut.The movie has hardly any continuity to the earlier movies and Pinhead appears twice in the whole film HES ON THE MOVIE COVER.The endings almost decent it turns out living out this nightmare of a film for all of eternity is his punishmen IRONIC.This movie sucks avoid it at all costs and watch one the earlier films those are actually good that all for today but tune in tommorow...or come in I guess idk See ya later.
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