Guardians of the Galaxy review because its new

Ok so here are my upfront opinions on the film incase you get confused by what I'm about to say I like the movie as well as most of the characters apart from two of them I say its worth a watch but not to be on the top of your list by far its flaws and problems are very potent but it is cool and Rocket Raccoon had a lot of development with  his relationship with Groot but it just has some awful things in it so let the review of this movie begin.
Guardians of the Galaxy is a film based off of a Marvel comic much like the Avengers or Iron Man or all that jazz and its probably an attempt to make cash off an existing franchise and it's fans. Also one quick thing they made a comic book reboot of the Guardians of the Galaxy comic and it sucks I bought the first issue of it and there were around 10 pages of Groot and Rocket hardly talking with very empty artwork and the rest were pages from older comics so yeah maybe they were trying to cash in while the iron was hot on there movies. Anyways so the movie has a touching scene with Star lord aka Chris Pratt who recently was in a little film called the lego movie which was very popular so you know they kinda tried to draw people in by having someone who was popular recently in a movie they like. MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING. Seriously though Marvel kind of just wanted to make money off of this one by having a recently popular star play Star Lord. But anyways it starts off by having a very touching scene with his mom dying and getting abducted by aliens who do appear later in the movie but its never explained why they were there. Also right before his mom dies she gives him a gift to open after shes gone but guess what he doesn't open it until the end of the film just so they could have an excuse for the end of the film to be touching by having him have a gift his dead mom gave him any rational person who misses there parent would NOT wait 25 years to open the last thing they gave them. And imma skip some crap cause its pointless but Rocket and Groot go after him cause he has a bounty on his head cause he stole a very important object that his love interest also wants then they all get caught and go to jail and decide to team up and they meet another guy who wants to kill her cause her father is Thanos and Thanos killed her family  but he decides not too and come with her to find him and Rocket and Groot help them all escape with some comedy from Rocket on the way and stuff happens blah HE PILOTS A SPACE SHIP WITH ANOTHER SPACE SHIP THIS MOVIE IS GREAAAAAAATZZZZZZ *ahem* I'm sorry for my outburst but they go  to this planet find out it's a badass world destroying stone that he stole earlier and betrayed the aliens that raised him  or whatever then it gets stolen by Thanos goons and they get the stone and Gamoras sister tries to kill her  anyways he has to save Gamora  from her sister by getting her out of space by getting abducted by those aliens he betrayed and they end up all being on there and they make a deal with the aliens and then I cant say anymore without spoilers but Thanos is hardly mention and hes the most powerful thing in the universe apparently but they just ignore him. Rocket and Groot both have a few touching scenes the characters have like hardly any development except Rocket and Groot and they literally decide LETS BE FRIENDS in like a day and unghhhh there are alot of flaws it's still okay but yeah Guardians of the Galaxy 6 out of 10 enjoyable but problematic  so yeah my opinion is probably waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay different from anybody else who sees this cause I know Marvel fanboys love it (I watched it with one) but critics probably wont.

Nickelodeon.....*groan*....is not fun

So feel free to chastise me because this is me nay saying the advertising and "fine" programming (make note of the quotes because I said fine because it deserves a fine for its just...*sigh* awfulness) of the Nickelodeon television network and I understand many people like 5 year olds who will grow up horribly because of this network go ahead like this network so all you enjoyers of current Nick attack me. Anyways   I'm not here to hate people that enjoy shows like The Thundermans and *shudder* Bread Winners no I do hate them but that is for another day. Now I only dislike a very few number of all there programming I'm fine with a few of there shows like most of there cartoons and a few live action things (I also recommend the ninja turtles reboot show they air highly) but let me break it down for ya bruh.

The sitcoms DEAR GOD THE SITCOMS:So Drake and Josh, iCarly, Victorious etc. WERE okay but then Nick saw they had a good thing going and milked all of the juice out of it until a second dust bowl of  bad jokes and physical comedy was born and it is just sickening I mean it's so bad all my analogies can't even do justice to the horror of these monstrosities I mean talk about trying to get a gift horse to swallow you. I legitimatley enjoy Drake and Josh like alot but I mean god damn The Thundermans is just stereotypical family vomit. I mean it would be okay if there just weren't so many who remembers Marvin the Martian.......me neither, It's gotten to the point to where I just have kind of stopped watching the network except for off branches of it and Ninja Turtles on demand (YEAH I HAVE XFINITY WHAT OF IT) because of the sitcoms.
They also try to worm there way into your skull with catchy summer song advertisements that sound and look uninspired as SHIT! I mean seriously they force there ads down your god damn throat with there summer vacation songs and stupid....ness I dunno just...just listen I respect anyone who enjoys watching Nick because it has some good shows and everyone has different tastes I mean all senses of humor vary in many ways but I post this as my personal opinion on the network.See ya next blog I guess.

Girls from 7-11 stay up all day and give slurpees away

Well it's 7/11 today and I felt obligated to talk about 7-11. So today you can get a free Slurpee I enjoyed the new lemonade flavor, but there is the difficult task of what flavor to get. Now you could easily go my route and just get the new lemonade flavor to try it and talk  about it on your blog (by the way go ahead and hit follow) or you could go with a tried and true flavor like cherry or coke. But there are more obscure options you could do like expiriment with two flavors or somehing like that I suppose. But I am an INNOVATOR! Anyways here's my proposal (marry me 7-11), Take the two most crazy flavors even if they dont mix and mix them be wild I say so yeah thats it..... Soooo see ya next blog I guess.

  SMARTBALL IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER AND YOU SHOULD ALL PLAY IT.

WOW I SURE LOVE SMARTBALL SO MUCH HAHA ITS THE MOST FUN GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED  IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE DON'T THINK I AM BEING FORCED TO WRITE THIS BY THE ANTHROPROMORPHIC BLOB KNOWN AS "SMART BALL" PLEASE DON'T HELP ME PLAY THIS GAME INSTEAD FOR REAL ITS 'S LIKE SUPER GREAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST GREEEEAAAAAAAT. ALL HAIL LORD SMART BALL HE RULES OVER US ALL AND WILL MAKE US PLAY HIS GAME!!!! SMASH OTHER GAMES THERE IS ONLY SMARTBALL!!!! GET SMART BALL PLEASE PLEASE OH MY GOD AHHHGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Tetris-tinesday

LONELY GAMERS REJOICE! I hath returned from my long journey in the pursuit of the "girl gamer" and I found out four vital details fake girl gamers love Call of Duty and play mainly one console other than a nintendo one and real girl gamers dig Tetris and Nintendo consoles.Okay first offlet me talk about how girls and alot of guys too who play Call of Duty are like such fakers there are some rare cases of a real girl gamer liking it but not often.But if they play it occasionally and only one of the games then it is a little more likely they aren't fake,also the less fake ones tend to either like Ps3 and Xbox or just Xbox and possibly Nintendo in general too.If they just play Ps3 they are almost definitley fake and if they like nintendo almost definitley real.Also the only constant in the universe other than math is ALL GIRLS LOVE TETRIS AND WILL BECOME REAL GAMERS.Also my theory on Tetris making people fall in love ;). So the theory is if a girl and a boy who aren't related play Tetris of any sort they will fall in love now this is a hard theory to test cause if your a guy and playing Tetris with a girl you probably like her alot sooo yeah. That's all I have to say so happy valentines day.

Spin Six reveiw from a Tetris addict perspective

Okay so if you read this blog regularly (which you probably don't) you'll know I'm a FRIGGINSUPERULTRAMEGATETRISHOLICAN. And I am reeeeeaaaalllllyyyy into Tetris (mainly tetris attack) and even have theory that tetris is the game of looooove <3 (just wait for valentines day).So when I saw I could get a Tetris type game for my coins I've been saving from all my game purchases I decided too get it. And it's pretty good but challenging and in my opinion it's a good thing because in my opinion it's practice for regular tetris. So the goal of the game is kinda like Tetris,robotniks mean bean machine,Tetris attack,and some math added in.You switch number panels into rows of whatever number that is so like 4 panels of 4 would become 4 panels that say 5 then 6 and they disappear after 6. I can't properly describe it to where you can fully get it sooooo heres a picture

of what the game looks like and I'm gonna break it down into all of its modes cause they are different by very much. KK slider first up is Puzzle mode where you either try to make one domino effect of combos you can make with one move to get rid of them all oooooor make on big chain with a limited ammount of moves but it's worth it cause an adorable little guy who tells you fun facts like did you know sloths sleep 20 hours a day are they lazy? (real fact it says) and you can pull up the trivia you've learned from the challenges you have beaten then there is score attack where you get the highest score you can make in a limited amount  of time and sometimes your fever meter fills up and a slot machine comes up and you can get bonuses you can make pretty simple and  the piggies on the spaceship in this game and for the meters and those little guys you see inbetween the puzzle mode that show up sometimes are SOOOOOOO CUTE I mean there friggin adorable I just had to get off topic to say that also same thing with Tetris attack everything in that game is so cute for some reason WHY ARE THESE GAMES SOOOO CUTE.Also ignore how girly that made me sound.Then chain challenge where you make as many chains out of one set of panels and there is a cute little animation that plays and that's pretty much it its fun but could be better.Then time  attack which is my favorite where you just try to get points in a certain ammount of time and it's just trying to have fun. Honestly two complaints chain challenge should be cuter and I want there to be a multiplayer thats not there fault though since no one you know would have also downloaded this one particular game on a not too popular shop format for Dsi users only it was pretty popular but not extremely popular.And that is all I have to say so see you on Valentines Day.(haha that rymed)

NINTENDO!

GRRR RAZZAFRAZZA DINGLEDANGLE TCKTOCKLY GRRRR NINTENDO All I want is to have a Dialga in Pokemon Y but nope! Let me give you all my understanding of the situation (first hand data right here).Okay so in December nintydough added miiverse to 3ds anyone who doesn't know what that is I'll explain.When the wii u came out there was a system of communities who post stuff about games and draw doodles (which btw is awesome),And Nintendo integrated  that onto the 3ds  and it's all good but on Christmas due to all the new players for miiverse plus all the people who got 3dseseses for Decemberween getting on the e-shop = BOOOOM!!!! The e-shop crashes and Pokemon bank is delayed or at least that's what I've gathered from it.And it still hasn't come out so....NINTENDOOOO! COME ON NINTENDOOOOOO!!!!