Friday, August 1, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy review because its new

Ok so here are my upfront opinions on the film incase you get confused by what I'm about to say I like the movie as well as most of the characters apart from two of them I say its worth a watch but not to be on the top of your list by far its flaws and problems are very potent but it is cool and Rocket Raccoon had a lot of development with  his relationship with Groot but it just has some awful things in it so let the review of this movie begin.
Guardians of the Galaxy is a film based off of a Marvel comic much like the Avengers or Iron Man or all that jazz and its probably an attempt to make cash off an existing franchise and it's fans. Also one quick thing they made a comic book reboot of the Guardians of the Galaxy comic and it sucks I bought the first issue of it and there were around 10 pages of Groot and Rocket hardly talking with very empty artwork and the rest were pages from older comics so yeah maybe they were trying to cash in while the iron was hot on there movies. Anyways so the movie has a touching scene with Star lord aka Chris Pratt who recently was in a little film called the lego movie which was very popular so you know they kinda tried to draw people in by having someone who was popular recently in a movie they like. MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING MARKETING. Seriously though Marvel kind of just wanted to make money off of this one by having a recently popular star play Star Lord. But anyways it starts off by having a very touching scene with his mom dying and getting abducted by aliens who do appear later in the movie but its never explained why they were there. Also right before his mom dies she gives him a gift to open after shes gone but guess what he doesn't open it until the end of the film just so they could have an excuse for the end of the film to be touching by having him have a gift his dead mom gave him any rational person who misses there parent would NOT wait 25 years to open the last thing they gave them. And imma skip some crap cause its pointless but Rocket and Groot go after him cause he has a bounty on his head cause he stole a very important object that his love interest also wants then they all get caught and go to jail and decide to team up and they meet another guy who wants to kill her cause her father is Thanos and Thanos killed her family  but he decides not too and come with her to find him and Rocket and Groot help them all escape with some comedy from Rocket on the way and stuff happens blah HE PILOTS A SPACE SHIP WITH ANOTHER SPACE SHIP THIS MOVIE IS GREAAAAAAATZZZZZZ *ahem* I'm sorry for my outburst but they go  to this planet find out it's a badass world destroying stone that he stole earlier and betrayed the aliens that raised him  or whatever then it gets stolen by Thanos goons and they get the stone and Gamoras sister tries to kill her  anyways he has to save Gamora  from her sister by getting her out of space by getting abducted by those aliens he betrayed and they end up all being on there and they make a deal with the aliens and then I cant say anymore without spoilers but Thanos is hardly mention and hes the most powerful thing in the universe apparently but they just ignore him. Rocket and Groot both have a few touching scenes the characters have like hardly any development except Rocket and Groot and they literally decide LETS BE FRIENDS in like a day and unghhhh there are alot of flaws it's still okay but yeah Guardians of the Galaxy 6 out of 10 enjoyable but problematic  so yeah my opinion is probably waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay different from anybody else who sees this cause I know Marvel fanboys love it (I watched it with one) but critics probably wont.

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