So feel free to chastise me because this is me nay saying the advertising and "fine" programming (make note of the quotes because I said fine because it deserves a fine for its just...*sigh* awfulness) of the Nickelodeon television network and I understand many people like 5 year olds who will grow up horribly because of this network go ahead like this network so all you enjoyers of current Nick attack me. Anyways I'm not here to hate people that enjoy shows like The Thundermans and *shudder* Bread Winners no I do hate them but that is for another day. Now I only dislike a very few number of all there programming I'm fine with a few of there shows like most of there cartoons and a few live action things (I also recommend the ninja turtles reboot show they air highly) but let me break it down for ya bruh.
The sitcoms DEAR GOD THE SITCOMS:So Drake and Josh, iCarly, Victorious etc. WERE okay but then Nick saw they had a good thing going and milked all of the juice out of it until a second dust bowl of bad jokes and physical comedy was born and it is just sickening I mean it's so bad all my analogies can't even do justice to the horror of these monstrosities I mean talk about trying to get a gift horse to swallow you. I legitimatley enjoy Drake and Josh like alot but I mean god damn The Thundermans is just stereotypical family vomit. I mean it would be okay if there just weren't so many who remembers Marvin the Martian.......me neither, It's gotten to the point to where I just have kind of stopped watching the network except for off branches of it and Ninja Turtles on demand (YEAH I HAVE XFINITY WHAT OF IT) because of the sitcoms.
They also try to worm there way into your skull with catchy summer song advertisements that sound and look uninspired as SHIT! I mean seriously they force there ads down your god damn throat with there summer vacation songs and stupid....ness I dunno just...just listen I respect anyone who enjoys watching Nick because it has some good shows and everyone has different tastes I mean all senses of humor vary in many ways but I post this as my personal opinion on the network.See ya next blog I guess.
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