Monday, October 21, 2013
Day 21:Evil dead 2 I LOVE YOU
On a scale of 1 to 10 this movie is GROOVY yea this movie is so awesome it might be even better than the first. Ok so it starts out with....UNGHHH it starts out with a stupid remakeish thing that never happened why didn't they just start it off from the end of the last film it would've been so easy to do it that is one of my 2 complaints with this the other is the dancing stop motion dead girl friend and I really just hate that scene but after the terrible parts Ash gets bitten and his hand is possessed from the bite and has too cut it off he does and the scenes of him fighting his own hand are hilarious and awesome and anyways after that it is shown a woman and man are going to the cabin and there parents were the ones studying the necronomicon and there coming back with more pages. They can't go across the bridge because it is bent upward (btw the remake of the original takes heavily from this movie also) and they have to pay two strangers too show them around it for a fee of course. Anyways they get there and the parents aren't there and they blame Ash because hes trespassing and covered in blood and put him in the cellar they play there fathers recorder and it reveals his wife go possessed and is in THE CELLAR Ash hears this and freaks out they let him out and realize he's there chance of survival after this the guy is possessed and attacks and drama ensues hes killed and then the fodder goes out and RAPIST TREES RETURN they pull her away and into the night but anyways the ghost of the father shows up and tells them they need to use the pages to send the evil back so they are going to do that but one of the obligatory fodder is missing and her boy friend insists going looking for her and is obviously dead so they don't want to go but hes very convincing I mean 100 percent convincing........and he has a gun but when they go outside Ash gets possessed and SUPRISE the boyfreind dies in an extremely gory way then Ash frees himself by being awesome and welp AWESOME ensues and the end happens it foreshadows the next film amzingly and im not divuldging the end or even that many details because its THAT GOOD so come back tommorow and we'll either do the remake or the third film because either works next so check it out
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Day 20:The Evil Dead EXPLODING HEADS
Alright so THESE FILMS ARE MY FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME I love every movie in the series and the remake Bruce Campbell ROCKS Sam Raimi ROCKS fun fact:I discovered evil dead beacause I watched burn notice and one day my parents were watching army of darkness(the third evil dead film) or Midevil dead and I thought it was Jason and the Argonauts at first and watched it and thats how I first saw and got into the film series so this film is probably my favorite film of all time. So lets watch this amazing film The Evil Dead it starts out with 5 teens in a car riding in a car to a cabin in the Tennesee woods also I loved these films before I knew they took place in tennesee and guess what I WAS BORN IN TENNESEE darn right.Anyways on the way there they almost crash into a truck because of the cars steering wheel also they all have names but screw those guys Ash Williams is the only one you need to remember.Anyways when they get to the cabin they go in and look around.The girl is sketching the clock in her room and cant control her hand and draws a weird book looking thing with a face anyways thats the first weird thing. Ash and not main character 3 hear noises in the basement and check it out they see weird skull things and a recorder.They decide to bring it up stairs and to play the recorder after looking at the book of the dead and when everyone else wants to stop playing it not main character number 3 keeps going and brings a curse to them all WONDER WHY I DONT SAY HIS NAME.After this not main character number 3 goes outside very under dressed and is attacked and raped by the forest.....3...2....1...She really gave the woods wood,she probably was yelling OAK GOD OAK GOD,there relationship is gonna be sappy YEAH TREE JOKES she runs back after the tree wouldnt use a condom HA and says they have to go but suprise suprise the bridge is out so they cant leave so they have to stay the night.Ash also gave his girlfreind a necklace but thats not important to the plot AT AALLLL anyways not main character number 3 is now a deadite they dont call them this yet but thats what they are she stabs and attacks the other girls and they rest not main character 4 wants to leave but Ash wont leave anybody behind and anyways THEY ALL DIE yep noone but Ash survives its amazing the final part everyones possesed against Ash I wont divulge the ending and how he almost makes it (HINT HINT) and just watch it I COMMAND IT This film is better than any other film ever so WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT and Im ou-GRAHHHHH
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Day 19:To all my freinds twilight zone week must end
The last episode of season 1 is what were ending on its not scary but its the season 1 finale and I really like this episode its about a writer and I want to be a writer so yeah this is a bit of a lacking blog so skip this blog I wont blame you if anything I recommend skipping it since its not scary until the 4/10 scary ending because it can be seen as somewhat scary so lets talk about A world of his own a man who writes plays is seen with a lovely woman who is giving the writer (Gregory) a martini and his wife comes home and sees this through the window and when she comes in the woman has vanished also this episode takes place in his house the whole episode and it doesn't get boring which is really great writing in fact the characters seem to really COME TO LIFE its like they become REAL PEOPLE and when his wife comes in and the woman (mary) is gone the banter between him and his wife is great and he reveals he made Mary from his writing after a man from his play came to life eventually when she wants to have him commited for insanity he makes A GIANT RED EYED ELEPHANT to block her way he shows her he made her also she doesn't beleive him and destroys herself when she does he doesn't bring her back he just makes mary his wife and as Rod Sterling ends the episode Gregory shows he created Rod and when he burns him he just says "Thats the way it goes" and it ends this episodes ending and plot are great and I love it thus ending twilight zone week.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Day 18: A nice place to visit is a critical hit
This episode starts out on a crook in the middle of a robbery the police show up and after shooting at them and calling them a screw (by the way hes named henry) Henry gets shot and dies a big man shows up who knows his name and offers him anything when henry tries taking his wallet and threatens him he gets 700 dollars from the big man and is then led to a luxurious room and told its his he doesn't beleive it and thinks hes a con artist and when hes offered food he wants the large man to eat some but he wont he eventually is told hes dead and he assumes hes in heaven and goes gambling and of course he wins every time when he wins he gives his girls the money.When he gets back to his room Henry asks the man why hes there the man says he doesnt know and they should check the records and all hes done is horrible so when he gets back he keeps winning and gets mad hes talking to the angel again and says he wants to go to the other place the big man says "this is the other place"and hes really in hell I really like this episode alot its really great I love the concept to it definitley check it out
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Day 17:The monsters are due on maple street cant be beat
Alright before we talk about this episode I have a story to tell about it in the 7th grade my class acted this episode out in english to learn more about writing so lets watch The monsters are due on maple street On a very nice day on street called maple street everyone is just hanging out and everyone sees a meteor and just kinda ignores it until the power goes out on everything even the radios and cars.Seriously how often do these people see meteors.When two guys decide to go to town but a kid tells them its aliens and they get suspicious that someone might be an alien....OK OK SO CASUAL METEORS AND ALIENS its odd that these people can act so casual about all these things also a little kid told them that.When one mans car starts on its own they come down on a man they knew for 5 year.And apparently one woman has seen him looking in the sky every night but he says he has insomnia he tells them there starting a bad thing with all there assumptions.And everyone betrays everyone no one wants anyone near them.All of these people are betraying people they've known for years and everybody is making assumptions in this episode.One man who builds a radio is assumed to be talking to aliens.A man shows up out of nowhere so everyone thinks hes a monster and they shoot him its one of the neighbors and when they realize he killed him he says it was an accident then the man who shot him lights came on but noone elses so they try to kill him he yells he knows who it is and says its the kid from earlier,HE BLAMES THE KID everyone chases the kid then all the lights come on at random and they blame everyone.The end is amazing the actual aliens are saying they did all this and will do this to the whole world.The only complaint would be its a bit exaggerated but this episode is sooooo good it even got broadcast on radios and was re written for classes to study.So this episode rules definitley watch it and come back tommorow and the next day for the end of twilight zone week
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Day 16:The hitch-hiker couldn't be nicer
This episode starts out with a woman who has just had car trouble and is getting her tire fixed.She shes a creepy man while talking to the mechanic hitch-hiking a bit of backstory on this episode for me I saw it when I was very little and it horrified me.Anyways the woman keeps seeing the same man wherever she goes she explains shes scared while self narrating,she stops by a diner and asks how many hitch-hikers are around there and the man explains how it would be extremely unlikely for one to be there.She continues driving but has to stop,the man she keeps seeing is there and asks if shes going west she says no and drives up.Then a scene almost exactly the same as in final destination her car gets stuck on a train track but unlike final destination she doesn't die.When she gets of she realizes that the man wants her to die because hes a bad thing and she realizes she has to just keep going and not let the hitchhiker get her,she took a side road in new mexico and she runs out of gas she runs to a gas station in the night and pleads for gas from the man but he says its too late then some sort of a sailor sees her and there both heading to San diego so she offers a ride they get gas and keep going.They talk and hes also a hitchhiker and she asks about hitchhiking and how another hitchhiker could get ahead of her. She sees the man again but the sailor doesn't see him she stops the car and she reveals she was trying to kill him so the sailor wants to go but she wont let him and she uses her womanly ways to try and get him to stay but he leaves anyway.She pulls over after to call someone for comfort her she calls her mother and apparently she had a nervous breakdown over the death of her so she realizes she doesnt feel any emotion anymore she realizes the man will always bewaiting for her and she says she thinks she knows and the hitchhikers in her car moi this episode is a master peice definite watch and thats all for today on wailords thoughts
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Day 15:Time enough to spare is NOT FAIR
This is an iconic episode of the twilight zone everybody knows the ending too futurama parodied the end of it and so did robot chicken and countless other shows.A great episode that oddly I hadn't seen before this and I love the twilight zone almost as much as mega man and pink lemonade.Its about a man who extremely loves reading.BUT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE EPISODE HATES BOOKS ,SERIOUSLY WHO HATES BOOKS THIS MUCH that's one complaint I have about this his boss threatens to fire him for not being focused on his work and his wives a total jerk to him for literally no reason at all seriously why does this guy have such bad luck.He sneaks into the vault at the bank he works at to read and KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH everyone dies this poor man finally catches a break just an extremely sad break.He looks for his wife and apparently wanders for 8 hours and realizes there all dead except him he realizes he survived because of his reading in the vault. He talks about how he can live for years and doesn't need to worry about death. He contemplates about his loneliness and lies on a burnt up couch for a bit.He gets up and finds a car and honks it then starts yelling for people and says it doesnt matter hes alone and hes fortunate....until he says he isn't then he finds a gun....wow this is so sad like yesterdays episode it reminds us of loneliness hes about to kill himself until he finds infinite books his dreams have come true he organizes them and decides when to read them he then says he has time enough to read now...YAY a happy endi- his glasses break and he cant read anymore NOPE NOPE NOT GONNA SAY IT.....he then proceeds to scream.....unghhh welp he screams ITS NOT FAIR this episodes pretty good its a bit overrated but eh the ending makes the episode so memorable so that's all for today but come back tomorow for more Twilight zone week
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