Monday, October 7, 2013
Day 7:The Invisible man is very grand
Ahhh something good after all the crap Ive been watching also my sister dressed up as the invisible man today so it works. This movie is really good its so interesting to watch I actually watched it a couple weeks ago but its one of those movies thats got good rewatch value but I also love old horror films like Bela Lugosi in Dracula so grab some paint cause youll need it to see the invisible man. Ok so the film starts out with the Invisible man (Dr Jack Griffin) walking in the snow and he walks into an inn where everyone gets quiet when he walks in he asks for a room and immediatly after hes gone they start talking about him and why they think hes wearing goths on his face and goggles.Then later he asks for food from the woman and she brings him some he asks for privacy after that but she didnt bring the mustard so she comes in and hes eating but he appears to have no chin.It cuts to two scientists and one of there daughter who is dating Griffin they try finding clues for where he couldve gone.Im not going to go into detail anymore than that because it would spoil this movie and its so good so if you want to now what happens watch it.
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Day 6 :Revelation...devastation
*sobs* Today we have a movie...that is so sad *sniffle* the movie that nails the Pinhead into the coffin Revelations OH GOD WHY WHY this movie is a spiritual sequel to Hellraiser it's not a Hellraiser movie because PINHEAD ISN'T IN IT some guy with Pins on his head who isn't Doug Bradley is in it so this isn't a Hellraiser film. It's a stupid not Hellraiser film ok so it WAHHH I MISS PINHEAD so it starts with two DUMB IDIOTS AND A CRAPPY CAMERA RAMBLE ABOUT NOTHING heading for Mexico it cuts back to a house with some idiots and then to NOTpinhead and one of the dumb kids also the shaky camera appears through the majority of the film yea then it cuts to them in Mexico and one of the idiots has sex with some hoe while the other dude still has the camera going cause idk Yolo anyways the next morning she's dea- wait sleeping with a girl who's dead the next morning inexplicably NO IT'S 5 ALL OVER AGAIN anyways it cuts back to the NOPE IM DONE IM NOT REVEIWING THIS MOVIE JUST DONT WATCH IT DONT...UNGHHHH Im putting myself through hell by doing this but THEN IT CUTS BACK TO THE FAMILY WHO FINDS THE RUBIX CUBE OF DEATH IN THE KIDS STUFF some chick opens it and one of the idiots appears stunned probably from realizing he was in the worst movie ever it cuts back to the idiots in Mexico at a strip club maybe they want to become cheating cops like from 5 and a homeless guy shows up and gives them the RUBIX CUBE OF DEATH and it cuts back to the home and the homeless man from before shows up and attacks a dude in the house then the son takes the gun they kiled him and it cuts to an idiot opening it and gets a problem from the first Hellraiser film he needs blood to live so he gets the other idiot to do it until he quits and the first idiot takes his skin it cuts it off and wears it as his it comes back to the family and him and stuff happens the box is opened NOTpinhead appears kills a girl takes an idiot has the other idiot as his minion and then takes a woman too and THAT'S ALL THAT'S IT EVERYBODY DIES oh wait then it ends on the girl about to open the box cause idk Yolo and THAT'S IT so its done.
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Day 5:Hellraiser 8 is a movie I hate
I HATE THIS MOVIE THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD IT SHOULD BE ERASED FROM HISTORY ALRIGHT SO A BUNCH OF STUPID TEEN STERIOTYPES WHO PLAY A STUPID VIDEOGAME BASED ON THE PAST MOVIES WHICH IS STUPID THEY GO TO A STUPID PARTY WHERE PINHEAD USES A BUTCHERS KNIFE TO DECAPITATE A DUDE HE HAS POWERS AND NEVER ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT BEFORE WHY NOW THE TEENS ARE SO STUPID THE CONCEPT IS STUPID THE MUSIC DOESN'T FIT FOR A HELLRAISER MOVIE AND IT'S A STUPID MOVIE PROBABLY MY NEW LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME I HATE IT CLIVE BARKER WOULD BE ASHAMED OF THIS FILM PINHEAD IS NOT THE NEXT JASON THE FEAR OF HIM COMES FROM THE ETERNAL DAMNATION OF HELL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DIE NOT THE FEAR OF BEING KILLED THERE'S EVEN A SEEN OF HIM IN THE WOODS KILLING A GUY WHY HE'S NOT JASON THIS MOVIE SHOULD NOT BE WATCHED BY ANYONE IT'S A SELLOUT OF A FILM
Friday, October 4, 2013
Day 4:Hellraiser 7 gets an 11
Is through him.Skipping over some stuff she is at the deader base and is killed while dead she remembers her father
raping her she wakes up and is in a bathtub bleeding with a knife through her but still alive and continuously bleeding
She wakes up again in a hospital with her boss talking to her. She then has another encounter with pinhead she wakes up realizing she was dead the whole time the leader reveals his ancestor is the puzzle maker from the earlier films I really like how they added that so it makes more sense about his connection with the box.They want her to become one of them because they can go Pinheads world and he wants her soul and Pinhead shows up and kills them all except her in a really bad-a sequence she kills herself to stop Pinhead cause she opened the box this ending is really good and reminds me of stuff like this that would happen in earlier films. This movie is really good so WATCH IT NOW
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Day 3:Hellraiser six gets me mixed
Alright day 3 of my October marathon and uh Im not sure how to feel about this movie the movie is really good it is but The ending Im not sure how to feel about alright this reveiw will spoil this movie so you should stop and watch it cause its good maybe depends on who you are. Ok so the movie is told through the main characters memory but its not his actual memory this is where the spoiler begins his wife is the girl from the first Hellraiser films and he wants her to open the puzzle box (also this makes sense since she already knew how to open it unlike the previous film) anyways she does because I dont know Yolo. She speaks to Pinhead and offers to give him 5 souls if she keeps hers the 5 are her cheating husbands 3 women her cheating husbands partner who he tried to murder her with for her money and him. Also there are some really awesome moments like when Pinhead is in a acupuncture office that was just awesome.Honestly this film is pretty darn good but the ending is what I want to talk about see Kirsty from the original offers Pinhead souls Im not sure if thats what she would do and thats not satisfying on either end cause the hatred between the two isnt really mentioned at all and it feels wasted I mean he could try to betray her or she could try to destroy him or something Its wasted potential but whether or not it is its a really good film so you should watch it.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Day 2:Im not a Reanimator hator
warning:this movie contains scenes of graphic nudity
Hello and were watching a movie thats GOOD today... well mostly good its a B-movie but a good one. Ok so its a movie about Herbert West a man who has been studying how to reanimate the dead he becomes a student at a college and becomes roomates with another student. Herbert disproves a proffesor over and over his roomates girl freinds dad is Dean....? Im assuming Im not quite sure what he was but he had the power to kick out students anyways this movie is very interesting especially near the end so Im not going to go past 30 minutes till the end because it gets good and kinda goofy near the end.Ok so this movie is also based on an H.P Lovecraft story and he writes alot of dark stuff (most noteably Khtulu) and it shows in this especially at the end SPOILER ALERT ok so this might be past the 30 minute left marker but the professor IS THE VILLAIN yeah not the dude that brings corpses back the old proffesor thats holding a grudge against him AND HES NOT HOLDING THE GRUDGE BECAUSE OF THE REANIMATED CORPSES he just hates him and wants credit for his work earlier in the film he killed the Dean or whatever and reanimated him WTF SPOILER OVER either way its got its problems but I say watch it.
Hello and were watching a movie thats GOOD today... well mostly good its a B-movie but a good one. Ok so its a movie about Herbert West a man who has been studying how to reanimate the dead he becomes a student at a college and becomes roomates with another student. Herbert disproves a proffesor over and over his roomates girl freinds dad is Dean....? Im assuming Im not quite sure what he was but he had the power to kick out students anyways this movie is very interesting especially near the end so Im not going to go past 30 minutes till the end because it gets good and kinda goofy near the end.Ok so this movie is also based on an H.P Lovecraft story and he writes alot of dark stuff (most noteably Khtulu) and it shows in this especially at the end SPOILER ALERT ok so this might be past the 30 minute left marker but the professor IS THE VILLAIN yeah not the dude that brings corpses back the old proffesor thats holding a grudge against him AND HES NOT HOLDING THE GRUDGE BECAUSE OF THE REANIMATED CORPSES he just hates him and wants credit for his work earlier in the film he killed the Dean or whatever and reanimated him WTF SPOILER OVER either way its got its problems but I say watch it.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Starting October movies with a wimper
Hellraiser V and why it sucks
Hello Its Wailordtheking and this october Im going to watch 31 movies in 31 days this October and I started off with an awful film Hellraiser 5 so lets bite into this turd.
The story for this movie is like that of an episode of a mediocre cop show a COP who cheats on his wife and does drugs GEE HAVENT HEARD OF A CROOKED COP IN A MOVIE BEFORE.Anyways in an investegation he finds the box from the other films AND KNOWS HOW TO OPEN IT The box is supposed to take lifetimes to figure out but some cop just opens it like hes a genius. Anyways when he opens it he has a dream containing one of the only good scenes in this movie a nightmare with two pretty decently scary Cynobites.But they hardly show up after that anyways the girls dead the next morning and he tells his partner about whats happening so the partner ends up wanting to rat the dude out so he ends up framing his partner to keep his mouth shut.The movie has hardly any continuity to the earlier movies and Pinhead appears twice in the whole film HES ON THE MOVIE COVER.The endings almost decent it turns out living out this nightmare of a film for all of eternity is his punishmen IRONIC.This movie sucks avoid it at all costs and watch one the earlier films those are actually good that all for today but tune in tommorow...or come in I guess idk See ya later.
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