Saturday, October 5, 2013
Day 5:Hellraiser 8 is a movie I hate
I HATE THIS MOVIE THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD IT SHOULD BE ERASED FROM HISTORY ALRIGHT SO A BUNCH OF STUPID TEEN STERIOTYPES WHO PLAY A STUPID VIDEOGAME BASED ON THE PAST MOVIES WHICH IS STUPID THEY GO TO A STUPID PARTY WHERE PINHEAD USES A BUTCHERS KNIFE TO DECAPITATE A DUDE HE HAS POWERS AND NEVER ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT BEFORE WHY NOW THE TEENS ARE SO STUPID THE CONCEPT IS STUPID THE MUSIC DOESN'T FIT FOR A HELLRAISER MOVIE AND IT'S A STUPID MOVIE PROBABLY MY NEW LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME I HATE IT CLIVE BARKER WOULD BE ASHAMED OF THIS FILM PINHEAD IS NOT THE NEXT JASON THE FEAR OF HIM COMES FROM THE ETERNAL DAMNATION OF HELL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DIE NOT THE FEAR OF BEING KILLED THERE'S EVEN A SEEN OF HIM IN THE WOODS KILLING A GUY WHY HE'S NOT JASON THIS MOVIE SHOULD NOT BE WATCHED BY ANYONE IT'S A SELLOUT OF A FILM
Friday, October 4, 2013
Day 4:Hellraiser 7 gets an 11
Is through him.Skipping over some stuff she is at the deader base and is killed while dead she remembers her father
raping her she wakes up and is in a bathtub bleeding with a knife through her but still alive and continuously bleeding
She wakes up again in a hospital with her boss talking to her. She then has another encounter with pinhead she wakes up realizing she was dead the whole time the leader reveals his ancestor is the puzzle maker from the earlier films I really like how they added that so it makes more sense about his connection with the box.They want her to become one of them because they can go Pinheads world and he wants her soul and Pinhead shows up and kills them all except her in a really bad-a sequence she kills herself to stop Pinhead cause she opened the box this ending is really good and reminds me of stuff like this that would happen in earlier films. This movie is really good so WATCH IT NOW
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Day 3:Hellraiser six gets me mixed
Alright day 3 of my October marathon and uh Im not sure how to feel about this movie the movie is really good it is but The ending Im not sure how to feel about alright this reveiw will spoil this movie so you should stop and watch it cause its good maybe depends on who you are. Ok so the movie is told through the main characters memory but its not his actual memory this is where the spoiler begins his wife is the girl from the first Hellraiser films and he wants her to open the puzzle box (also this makes sense since she already knew how to open it unlike the previous film) anyways she does because I dont know Yolo. She speaks to Pinhead and offers to give him 5 souls if she keeps hers the 5 are her cheating husbands 3 women her cheating husbands partner who he tried to murder her with for her money and him. Also there are some really awesome moments like when Pinhead is in a acupuncture office that was just awesome.Honestly this film is pretty darn good but the ending is what I want to talk about see Kirsty from the original offers Pinhead souls Im not sure if thats what she would do and thats not satisfying on either end cause the hatred between the two isnt really mentioned at all and it feels wasted I mean he could try to betray her or she could try to destroy him or something Its wasted potential but whether or not it is its a really good film so you should watch it.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Day 2:Im not a Reanimator hator
warning:this movie contains scenes of graphic nudity
Hello and were watching a movie thats GOOD today... well mostly good its a B-movie but a good one. Ok so its a movie about Herbert West a man who has been studying how to reanimate the dead he becomes a student at a college and becomes roomates with another student. Herbert disproves a proffesor over and over his roomates girl freinds dad is Dean....? Im assuming Im not quite sure what he was but he had the power to kick out students anyways this movie is very interesting especially near the end so Im not going to go past 30 minutes till the end because it gets good and kinda goofy near the end.Ok so this movie is also based on an H.P Lovecraft story and he writes alot of dark stuff (most noteably Khtulu) and it shows in this especially at the end SPOILER ALERT ok so this might be past the 30 minute left marker but the professor IS THE VILLAIN yeah not the dude that brings corpses back the old proffesor thats holding a grudge against him AND HES NOT HOLDING THE GRUDGE BECAUSE OF THE REANIMATED CORPSES he just hates him and wants credit for his work earlier in the film he killed the Dean or whatever and reanimated him WTF SPOILER OVER either way its got its problems but I say watch it.
Hello and were watching a movie thats GOOD today... well mostly good its a B-movie but a good one. Ok so its a movie about Herbert West a man who has been studying how to reanimate the dead he becomes a student at a college and becomes roomates with another student. Herbert disproves a proffesor over and over his roomates girl freinds dad is Dean....? Im assuming Im not quite sure what he was but he had the power to kick out students anyways this movie is very interesting especially near the end so Im not going to go past 30 minutes till the end because it gets good and kinda goofy near the end.Ok so this movie is also based on an H.P Lovecraft story and he writes alot of dark stuff (most noteably Khtulu) and it shows in this especially at the end SPOILER ALERT ok so this might be past the 30 minute left marker but the professor IS THE VILLAIN yeah not the dude that brings corpses back the old proffesor thats holding a grudge against him AND HES NOT HOLDING THE GRUDGE BECAUSE OF THE REANIMATED CORPSES he just hates him and wants credit for his work earlier in the film he killed the Dean or whatever and reanimated him WTF SPOILER OVER either way its got its problems but I say watch it.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Starting October movies with a wimper
Hellraiser V and why it sucks
Hello Its Wailordtheking and this october Im going to watch 31 movies in 31 days this October and I started off with an awful film Hellraiser 5 so lets bite into this turd.
The story for this movie is like that of an episode of a mediocre cop show a COP who cheats on his wife and does drugs GEE HAVENT HEARD OF A CROOKED COP IN A MOVIE BEFORE.Anyways in an investegation he finds the box from the other films AND KNOWS HOW TO OPEN IT The box is supposed to take lifetimes to figure out but some cop just opens it like hes a genius. Anyways when he opens it he has a dream containing one of the only good scenes in this movie a nightmare with two pretty decently scary Cynobites.But they hardly show up after that anyways the girls dead the next morning and he tells his partner about whats happening so the partner ends up wanting to rat the dude out so he ends up framing his partner to keep his mouth shut.The movie has hardly any continuity to the earlier movies and Pinhead appears twice in the whole film HES ON THE MOVIE COVER.The endings almost decent it turns out living out this nightmare of a film for all of eternity is his punishmen IRONIC.This movie sucks avoid it at all costs and watch one the earlier films those are actually good that all for today but tune in tommorow...or come in I guess idk See ya later.
Friday, August 23, 2013
Car rides won't stop my wii u
Ok so were taking a 24 hour straight through drive to Coloradee...da....duh.....DOH! And Im playing my wii u on the trip...I know what your thinking the wii u game pad can't go far enough to do that well our new car has an outlet in it so I plugged in my Wii u into it and Im just sittin here playin my Wii u and on the way to Colorado it's great anyways My sister has an outlet you plug into a car slot so Im also charging the tablet as I write this Oh and this won't be up till Im actually there cause Im in a car so no wifi but who cares noone actually reads this thing but that's beside the point.I also brought my 3ds and a car charger for it and my Gba with games I think that'll keep me busy for 24 hours that and I have to sleep at some point.Ok so basically were moving to Colorado and are just taking a trip there to visit my Dad who's got a job up there since my mom misses him and we all do. We put down two of the seats in the back and I'm lying on the two we didn't as a bed...ish and we have a pallet in the space for someone else to sleep there and our trunk has all our stuff and snacks . The food food were eating has been Taco Bell but I don't know what well eat next but I don't care I still have a burrito from earlier here so yeah I guess that's it so bye
Friday, August 2, 2013
IM AN ADDICT
ANIMAL CROSSING...GOTTA PAY OFF DEBT GOTTA GET FOSSILS,BUGS,AND FISH.Ok ok so I have gotta stop playing Im gonna burn myself out I bought Amnial...aminal....Cannibal....ANIMAL crossing wild world and I am officially addicted the past two nights I went to bed right after playing and I dream-*douche bag voice*"YOU DREAMT YOU WERE IN ANIMAL CROSSING!" WRONG I dreamt I was playing Animal crossing I know right weird.So then I wake up after dreaming I was playing and started playing AND this happened two nights in a row.So I figured I needed to break for a while...AND catalog all the games I need to beat and haven't
DS GAMES:
Zelda spirit tracks
Pokemon black 2
Pokemon Ranger
Pokemon Ranger:Shadows of Almia
Dragon Quest Monsters
GB in general:
Pokemon Blue
Metroid 2
Metroid Zero Mission
Super Mario land 2
Pokemon red rescue team
Zelda links awakening
Mega man
Donkey Kong
Downloaded:
Zelda Majoras Mask
The legend of Zelda
Mega Man 9
Super mario bros 2
Super mario Rpg
Super mario world
Harvest Moon
Punch out
Super Punch out
Super Metroid
Earthbound
there are waaay more but I think Ill just start with those so yea thats it
DS GAMES:
Zelda spirit tracks
Pokemon black 2
Pokemon Ranger
Pokemon Ranger:Shadows of Almia
Dragon Quest Monsters
GB in general:
Pokemon Blue
Metroid 2
Metroid Zero Mission
Super Mario land 2
Pokemon red rescue team
Zelda links awakening
Mega man
Donkey Kong
Downloaded:
Zelda Majoras Mask
The legend of Zelda
Mega Man 9
Super mario bros 2
Super mario Rpg
Super mario world
Harvest Moon
Punch out
Super Punch out
Super Metroid
Earthbound
there are waaay more but I think Ill just start with those so yea thats it
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