Saturday, November 30, 2013

Castlevania NEEDS A REMAKE

O.k so everybody knows what Castlevania is a game series where you play as the Belmonts where you venture forth to defeat Dracula...simple enough and it's worked for all these years I haven't played the lords of shadow games yet but if you'll look there still making them and so Castlevania still has a fan base of even modern audiences. But I feel like with modern technology the 3ds could make an incredible remake of the original Castlevania it's simple just update the graphics and remix the music, I'd buy it even if it's just an E-shop title I'd still get it. Look I know Konami might have plans for other stuff but DON'T BE LIKE CAPCOM I love Capcom but we all know they've been neglecting there fans and are practically done for nowadays  so Konami this might not be something you want to do which is fine but do something to entice your fans...JUST REMAKE CASTLEVANIA ALREADY!

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving

It is 3:20 AM on Thanksgiving I'm gonna have to be awake tomorrow for only like an hour to eat cause everyone sleeps after the big meal anyways but I want to say thank you to all of my family,friends,and life its awesome I'm thankful for the house I'm under and  thankful for....well video games and just a bunch of stuff so HAPPY THANKSGIVING .

Friday, November 22, 2013

My gaming haikus

THATS RIGHT LOAD UP THE WRITERS GUN GAMING HAIKUS PUNKS AND OR MOTHAS yea I feel like writing Haikus about some games I really like so lets start this up!

1. Tetris loving

Tetris love is great
it is the game of love bro
ladies love tetris

2.Animal crossing woes

Animal crossing
I hate paying debt to him
Tom Nook is so dumb

3.Contra ROCK

CONTRA IS ROCKING
THIRTY LIVES IS ALL I NEED
CONTRA IS AWESOME

4.Zelda is cool 'n stuff

Got to save zelda
this is kind of a drag man
I need more rupees

5.Mario junk

Love eating mushrooms
they make me big and strong man
I feel like a BOSS

6.Mega man has a plan

I love my gun hand
my dog Rush flies me places
Wily will be beat

7.Wii u is cool

I love two screen games
It doubles the fun
nintendo is great

8.Kirby the fun blob

I love kirby games
he is so adorable
but he eats so much

9.Yoshi is so nice

he can make so many eggs
Yoshi is so great

10.Pokemon plans

Pokemon is fun
but it is so addicting
I will catch them all



Diary of a tetris addict

Day 1: I've recently bought a new copy of tetris for gameboy I'll play only in my extra time it was only 10 dollars and I had been wanting to play it so it is good I found a copy at my local game store.
Day 2:I've  been playing tetris I'm decent but I am not any pro it is odd how I cannot stop playing though.

Day 8:I CAN'T STOP I'm too addicted the tetris terror hath possesed I and I talketh like a dork for some reason,I will go into thine local game store too find a cure for my addiction after one more game of tetris.
Day 9:I went to my game store and almost bought metroid fusion and a link cord but off in the distance...a 10 dollar copy of tetris attack I HATH NO CONTROL OF THINE HANDS.

So I've been playing so much tetris and tetris attack recently and they are so addicting I can almost get over 100 lines in a few minutes on tetris now and have been able to beat the enemys extremely easily in tetris attack.I love how in tetris attack they gave somewhat of a story to it by stopping a curse,its extremely addicting and I admire it for having the ability to change the entire established concept of tetris and BOOM its not only a Yoshi game it feels addictive and like tetris,It's a matching game like bejeweled but a OCTILLION BILLION TIMES BETTER it has like 4 different modes puzzle where you solve actual puzzles Vs. where you can play against computers and it's some of the best coms in a game they actually put up a great challenge,there are also difficulties you can choose from and even a hidden super hard mode,it reminds me of that old sonic spinoff robotnik mean bean machine except it doesn't suck. You can play against your friends but OOOOH hello there I didn't see you there young woman who is my precise age at this moment why dont I pop in my tetris attack cart and play its the game of LOOOOVE.yea that just happened...GAME OF LOVE...I need a girlfriend... Annny ways tetris attack is an amazing game that had the guts to change tetris and did it with such expertise now Im off to play......uh not tetris ;)

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Lets Players are AWESOME

I'm gonna talk about cool dudes and dudettes that just hang out and play video games I've recently met an AWESOME lper and well I feel like saying there praises also seriously check out my buddy Blueeyeslp he's really good.Anyways people like the Game grumps,chuggaaconroy,NCS,Protonjon and more are really just dudes having fun playing games trying to entertain us or show us through the game.There really cool I mean who doesn't love video games,and jokes honestly Blueeyes is one of the coolest dudes I know and I met him through Lping in a way so check them out and please support my friend.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Sonic lost world impressions

OHMIGODTHISGAME Ok so the demo for this game is what I've played so please no spoilers but this game is sooooo good ok so this is like a 3d Sonic 2 I mean they did it right in Sonic Generations but I mean this really adds so much more depth to the game since the levels are in a spiral shape so you can explore and find more secrets than they could add. I mean I can't say much since I only played the demo but it is worth looking at and I plan on buying a copy on my wii u.

Mega man 2 again my freinds

Mega man 2:GREATEST GAME IN HISTORY

O.k so lets all agree Mega man 2 is the greatest game ever that or Portal 2. O.k so I beat Mega man 2 at like 4:00 A.m the day after Halloween and I've beaten it with all my candy faster than I've ever beaten it I beat it in one night. O.k so after this experience I need to do something to talk about Mega man 2,I FRICKIN LOVE THIS GAME SOOOO MUCH.I mean seriously the game design is unbeatable so I just wanna start on a blog about it tonight and finish some other time. O.k so this game is one of the only two games I can beat in one night (I don't suck at games that much) because usually I rage quit or sleep or the games too long,when I got Bioshock Infinite I beat over half of it in one night and anyways the other game is Mega man 1.I also plan on being Mega man,Ash,Jason or Freddy next Halloween o.k so you guys vote on that in the comments anyways I'm going to go into detail into about this game.Mega man 2 has the best tutorial mechanics look look o.k I'm gonna level with you watch Sequelitis after you read this cause Egoraptor did a great job on saying the tutorial advances of these games. So here but he talks mainly on Mega man X which in my opinion isn't as groundbreaking as 2 and honestly maybe one I mean X is totally rad but I've just been able to appreciate 2 more but eh to each there own (also if egoraptor ever reads this I'm a huge fan btw) so lets talk about this.O.k so let me talk about the games after this ok so in 3 they added a slide and to me that adds an X-tremely hard challenge,BOO YOU SUCK,Ha yes I know I'm terrible but anyways I cant just throw in 3 and start playing it I have to strain my skills to get past the first boss to get a weakness to truly start the game.I mean it feels like schoolwork to begin that game but in 2 BOOM BIGGIDY its ready to make you feel like a man....playing a game made for kids BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT,Oh but 3 does have a cheat with the second controller to make it easier but cheating's lame.Anyways 2 is the all around favorite for me but then there is 4 it added a charge (to become a staple in the franchise).And maybe it deserves alot more credit than I'm about to give it but yes,4 is honestly an outstanding game because well it does everything great like 2 it has the charge and slide and you can just start it up on Toad man since it's probably going to be so easy for you.4 is totally great but 2 will always be better in my heart.But games don't just improve on Mega man 2 Mega man 2 improves on games before it. The first one broke new ground with it's new amazing mechanics and concepts and2justblows1outthewaterlikeBLOOOSH, I mean to improve on the first game must've been an extremely difficult task and they took that task and just MADE IT I mean they added new enemies and technically has the first charge move in any mega man games with the heat man weapon its not helpful for much but totally cool looking and paved the way for all the charge shots in future games.Man if I had a mega buster like that I'd get so many chicks,ladies love lasers.Anyways there's so much more depth to this game than it seems.It has an easy and hard mode cause japan thought regular mode was to hard and even though it's unintentional it still adds to the game since in easy you can run through it in like 2 hours just for fun but on hard it adds almost an hour to the game but it's still fun cause it's a challenge to the player.Also METAL MAN MAKES THE GAME RUUULE,It has an item that just makes this game so awesome the metal blade lets you shoot in all directions which almost no other weapons can do a few others can but this does it the best.I'll definitley do another blog talking about this but for now I say farewell and drink E-tanks.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Fake_____Girls and Guys

*Ahem* Fakers are people who only like certain things to think they are exclusive,or are "Nerds" as they say.They play video games,watch anime,and read manga just so they can say they do.I happen to know people like this and decided to talk about it on here,ok so the plain and simple is THERE LAAAME,Ok so if you ask one of these fakers what they call "Anime." is completely different they'll say shows like Yugioh or Bakugan and even Pokemon don't count as anime cause anime can't be americanized we'll screw them.Almost any anime you find has to have an english dub somewhere.These people also say Dragon Ball Z isn't anime since it's sooooo popular and that just proves my point,they want to be exclusive.Honestly have your own opinion and don't judge just to be exclusive.Fake gamers aswell everyone knows what fake gamer is it's someone who plays games just to call themselves gamers,but theres more too this since they play games just to play they don't have quality control.I mean why do you think the steryotype is on call of duty because they play that LAAAME GAAAME since they don't care what they play,and when they play good games it's just cause popular people on the internet like it its just like unghhh how do I explain this it's like they only play the game since they saw someone popular play it. Unlike actual gamers who play it after seeing that popular guy play it cause it looks interesting.Form your own opinions if you read one of my reveiws of a bad movie like this don't not watch it (even though I suggest not too) just cause someone says it's bad I mean I'm sure one person probably loves that movie (god bless there soul).If you decided not to watch something cause of me I suggest watching it just so you can experience it for yourself.