Sunday, October 6, 2013
Day 6 :Revelation...devastation
*sobs* Today we have a movie...that is so sad *sniffle* the movie that nails the Pinhead into the coffin Revelations OH GOD WHY WHY this movie is a spiritual sequel to Hellraiser it's not a Hellraiser movie because PINHEAD ISN'T IN IT some guy with Pins on his head who isn't Doug Bradley is in it so this isn't a Hellraiser film. It's a stupid not Hellraiser film ok so it WAHHH I MISS PINHEAD so it starts with two DUMB IDIOTS AND A CRAPPY CAMERA RAMBLE ABOUT NOTHING heading for Mexico it cuts back to a house with some idiots and then to NOTpinhead and one of the dumb kids also the shaky camera appears through the majority of the film yea then it cuts to them in Mexico and one of the idiots has sex with some hoe while the other dude still has the camera going cause idk Yolo anyways the next morning she's dea- wait sleeping with a girl who's dead the next morning inexplicably NO IT'S 5 ALL OVER AGAIN anyways it cuts back to the NOPE IM DONE IM NOT REVEIWING THIS MOVIE JUST DONT WATCH IT DONT...UNGHHHH Im putting myself through hell by doing this but THEN IT CUTS BACK TO THE FAMILY WHO FINDS THE RUBIX CUBE OF DEATH IN THE KIDS STUFF some chick opens it and one of the idiots appears stunned probably from realizing he was in the worst movie ever it cuts back to the idiots in Mexico at a strip club maybe they want to become cheating cops like from 5 and a homeless guy shows up and gives them the RUBIX CUBE OF DEATH and it cuts back to the home and the homeless man from before shows up and attacks a dude in the house then the son takes the gun they kiled him and it cuts to an idiot opening it and gets a problem from the first Hellraiser film he needs blood to live so he gets the other idiot to do it until he quits and the first idiot takes his skin it cuts it off and wears it as his it comes back to the family and him and stuff happens the box is opened NOTpinhead appears kills a girl takes an idiot has the other idiot as his minion and then takes a woman too and THAT'S ALL THAT'S IT EVERYBODY DIES oh wait then it ends on the girl about to open the box cause idk Yolo and THAT'S IT so its done.
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