SMARTBALL IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER AND YOU SHOULD ALL PLAY IT.

WOW I SURE LOVE SMARTBALL SO MUCH HAHA ITS THE MOST FUN GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED  IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE DON'T THINK I AM BEING FORCED TO WRITE THIS BY THE ANTHROPROMORPHIC BLOB KNOWN AS "SMART BALL" PLEASE DON'T HELP ME PLAY THIS GAME INSTEAD FOR REAL ITS 'S LIKE SUPER GREAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST GREEEEAAAAAAAT. ALL HAIL LORD SMART BALL HE RULES OVER US ALL AND WILL MAKE US PLAY HIS GAME!!!! SMASH OTHER GAMES THERE IS ONLY SMARTBALL!!!! GET SMART BALL PLEASE PLEASE OH MY GOD AHHHGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Tetris-tinesday

LONELY GAMERS REJOICE! I hath returned from my long journey in the pursuit of the "girl gamer" and I found out four vital details fake girl gamers love Call of Duty and play mainly one console other than a nintendo one and real girl gamers dig Tetris and Nintendo consoles.Okay first offlet me talk about how girls and alot of guys too who play Call of Duty are like such fakers there are some rare cases of a real girl gamer liking it but not often.But if they play it occasionally and only one of the games then it is a little more likely they aren't fake,also the less fake ones tend to either like Ps3 and Xbox or just Xbox and possibly Nintendo in general too.If they just play Ps3 they are almost definitley fake and if they like nintendo almost definitley real.Also the only constant in the universe other than math is ALL GIRLS LOVE TETRIS AND WILL BECOME REAL GAMERS.Also my theory on Tetris making people fall in love ;). So the theory is if a girl and a boy who aren't related play Tetris of any sort they will fall in love now this is a hard theory to test cause if your a guy and playing Tetris with a girl you probably like her alot sooo yeah. That's all I have to say so happy valentines day.

Spin Six reveiw from a Tetris addict perspective

Okay so if you read this blog regularly (which you probably don't) you'll know I'm a FRIGGINSUPERULTRAMEGATETRISHOLICAN. And I am reeeeeaaaalllllyyyy into Tetris (mainly tetris attack) and even have theory that tetris is the game of looooove <3 (just wait for valentines day).So when I saw I could get a Tetris type game for my coins I've been saving from all my game purchases I decided too get it. And it's pretty good but challenging and in my opinion it's a good thing because in my opinion it's practice for regular tetris. So the goal of the game is kinda like Tetris,robotniks mean bean machine,Tetris attack,and some math added in.You switch number panels into rows of whatever number that is so like 4 panels of 4 would become 4 panels that say 5 then 6 and they disappear after 6. I can't properly describe it to where you can fully get it sooooo heres a picture

of what the game looks like and I'm gonna break it down into all of its modes cause they are different by very much. KK slider first up is Puzzle mode where you either try to make one domino effect of combos you can make with one move to get rid of them all oooooor make on big chain with a limited ammount of moves but it's worth it cause an adorable little guy who tells you fun facts like did you know sloths sleep 20 hours a day are they lazy? (real fact it says) and you can pull up the trivia you've learned from the challenges you have beaten then there is score attack where you get the highest score you can make in a limited amount  of time and sometimes your fever meter fills up and a slot machine comes up and you can get bonuses you can make pretty simple and  the piggies on the spaceship in this game and for the meters and those little guys you see inbetween the puzzle mode that show up sometimes are SOOOOOOO CUTE I mean there friggin adorable I just had to get off topic to say that also same thing with Tetris attack everything in that game is so cute for some reason WHY ARE THESE GAMES SOOOO CUTE.Also ignore how girly that made me sound.Then chain challenge where you make as many chains out of one set of panels and there is a cute little animation that plays and that's pretty much it its fun but could be better.Then time  attack which is my favorite where you just try to get points in a certain ammount of time and it's just trying to have fun. Honestly two complaints chain challenge should be cuter and I want there to be a multiplayer thats not there fault though since no one you know would have also downloaded this one particular game on a not too popular shop format for Dsi users only it was pretty popular but not extremely popular.And that is all I have to say so see you on Valentines Day.(haha that rymed)

NINTENDO!

GRRR RAZZAFRAZZA DINGLEDANGLE TCKTOCKLY GRRRR NINTENDO All I want is to have a Dialga in Pokemon Y but nope! Let me give you all my understanding of the situation (first hand data right here).Okay so in December nintydough added miiverse to 3ds anyone who doesn't know what that is I'll explain.When the wii u came out there was a system of communities who post stuff about games and draw doodles (which btw is awesome),And Nintendo integrated  that onto the 3ds  and it's all good but on Christmas due to all the new players for miiverse plus all the people who got 3dseseses for Decemberween getting on the e-shop = BOOOOM!!!! The e-shop crashes and Pokemon bank is delayed or at least that's what I've gathered from it.And it still hasn't come out so....NINTENDOOOO! COME ON NINTENDOOOOOO!!!!

ST. Nick vs DRACULA

Twas the Night before Christmas all was just right for Santa was flying all through the night,He gave gifts to the good boys and the good girls and there joy to him just meant the world. His sleigh and his reindeer were flying with haste for St. Nicholas would not be late,he gave and he gave after working all year but he did not know he'd soon fill with fear for evil would soon strike,and attack and the night would surely soon black.The ride was going well for the most till Santa thought he had seen a ghost at the precise moment he went over Transylvania he crashed into a giant wall and he had a bad fall.He knew he had to fight Dracula or he'd deck his halls.So in a constant rock version of jingle of the bells Santa raised up a fist to send that beast back to hell.He got out a stocking and filled it with toys and smacked Dracula in his face OH BOY.They fought for a short bit but Santa could barely take a hit,he ran into his sleigh and got up to full speed to beat Dracula he knew what he'd need. Dracula slammed his sleigh but it would not let up so Santa yelled "TAKE THIS GLUP!" as he threw out a carton of spoiled egg nogg he was back at his workshop and he took a great hop,right onto the roof he busted straight through,but luckily his elves figured out what to do. Dracula burst in but took form as a wolf as he let out a loud snarl and WOOF! The elves were not of threat to Dracula although one tried to stab his heart in the heat Dracula was about to pounce onto Santa when his sleigh crashed down NO DUH!
Santa ran outside if not for his sled he could of died,Dracula raised from the ground in a fog like form he flew in the air but wait there's more he then became a wolf and fell straight down on Santa he had felt defeated and thought he'd be bleeded but he knew he only needed a few more minutes so he yelled out "WAIT I'LL CONVINCE YOU KILLING ME IS SOMETHING YOU'LL DOUBT!!!" Dracula yelled  out and said "WHY OLD MAN THIS WAS ALWAYS MY PLAN!!!" Santa thought to himself and replied "Sure you caaaaan but I'm bad for your....health? or you could keep me to lead you to my wealth!" "NO I SHALL WAIT NO MORE I HAVE A WEALTH AND YOUR FLESH SHALL BE TORN!!!" DRACULA RAISED HIS WOLF CLAW AND STARTED TO SWING BUT SANTA GRABBED HIM AND GAVE HIM A FLING HE FOUND A SHARPENED CANDY CANE HOPING DRACULA COULD BE SLAIN BUT THEN HE REALIZED IT WAS ALL JUST IN VEIN BUT HE STILL CHARGED AND YELLED "YOU SHALL FEEL TRUE PAIN!" THE TWO CHARGED IN A FLASH AND SANTA'S FACE GOT MASHED Dracula said "Any last words?" and Santa loved knowing he did he said "Yes you should know this is the day you got killed YA DONE KID!" Dracula at first skoffed at such a remark but then the sun came out and he got hard.He had turned into stone Santa was saved he knew all he must do was survive till the day.Thats the end of our story I hope you enjoyed and btw Santa did go fast and deliver the rest of the gifts to girls and boys.

NINJASEXPARTY ROCKS

OMFG Ok so this is big news there are two videos in the works by Nsp Rhinoceratops v.s Superpuma and a song thats not on there album Dragon Slayer but then they've also just announced the rap album with Egoraptor so basically its the game grumps doing an album.SO YEAAAHHHH I mean its just awesome so check it out it rocks.

Castlevania NEEDS A REMAKE

O.k so everybody knows what Castlevania is a game series where you play as the Belmonts where you venture forth to defeat Dracula...simple enough and it's worked for all these years I haven't played the lords of shadow games yet but if you'll look there still making them and so Castlevania still has a fan base of even modern audiences. But I feel like with modern technology the 3ds could make an incredible remake of the original Castlevania it's simple just update the graphics and remix the music, I'd buy it even if it's just an E-shop title I'd still get it. Look I know Konami might have plans for other stuff but DON'T BE LIKE CAPCOM I love Capcom but we all know they've been neglecting there fans and are practically done for nowadays  so Konami this might not be something you want to do which is fine but do something to entice your fans...JUST REMAKE CASTLEVANIA ALREADY!