Hellraiser 1 Frank is fun

Back to one of my favorite franchises Hellraiser that's right we're finishing this franchise even though we did in a stupid order we're still getting it done. So Frank the hero of our story decides to buy everybody's favorite box from hell and immediately dies...technically. So after this all goes down a loving married  couple immediately goes to live in the house Frank used the box in, so yep. The couple is Larry and Julia and Larry has a daughter named Kirstie whose mother is dead...no complicated story just very deceased. Anyways Kirstie is the villain of our story. So Larry gets cut moving in bleeds on the attic floor where Frank died and BADABOOM ZOMBIE FRANK yeah it's revealed that Julia banged Frank senseless so whenever he shows up sex happens through flashbacks and some other events. So yeah Frank pounds it in a few flashbacks exposition happens and    DEATH HAPPENS! So uh cock tease Julia starts taking dudes home and feeding them to Frank, I like to imagine he just uses a bendy straw to eat the men because it never really shows him absorbing them. Anyways a bunch of stuff  goes down along this line and it turns out the mascots after him (aka the cenobites) so he has to do all this healing satanism quick. But Kirstie has to ruin everything by walking in on Julie's not sexing and murder and immediately tells on her "DAD YOUR WIFE'S KILLING PEOPLE!" After that a few events where Larry almost dies...well  before all that SPOILER WARNING Kirstie gets the box after seeing zombie Frank and then has a quick dash through hell where which she makes a deal with the Cenobites to help get back Frank. The point is Frank took Larry's skin,killed Julie,Cenobites get him,STEVE IS ALSO THERE,and Kirstie escapes the Cenobites and then DRAGON TAKES THE BOX. End of movie...overall I love this film and it's a great watch.

Dracula 1992 is a great movie for me and you

FUCKIN YEAH WOOO THIS MOVIES FUCKIN AWESOME Okay so Dracula 1992 is probably better than Bela Lugosi's Dracula....and they all died. But it breaths new li- it breaths new death into Dracula and Van Hellsing or Jonathan Harker or just literally anyone from the book. Firstly I love it because most of it stays true to the original book the plot is near spot on with some changes and additions that are honestly great I mean its rare for a movie to add something to it from a book and be fuckin badass. The actors are all A-listers which I wont spoil for you but y'know pretty awesome cast, and the acting is superb they made characters I didn't care for in the book awesome and lovable and every character feels essential to the film. They all just work together and if you've read the book you know there are some great plot twists. This film is just one of my absolute favorites and tugged at my emotions alot. I rate it 8/10 watch it its on Netflix.

Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein is fine

NYUK NYUK NYUK 1940s humor is the best. Abbot and Costello are packaging workers or whatever and they have to handle Dracula and Frankensteins body's oops I meant to say NOT-Boris Karloff and they have wacky hygincs and Larry Talbot comes to stop the monster and Dracula. Dracula also causes Abbot to have two dates to the same ball...YEP THAT'S A THING. Anyways there names aren't Abbot and Costello in this but I'm just gonna call them that. Anyways I'm not gonna divulge into this films plot because...it's not very reasonable but there are those cheesy moments in it where Abbot sees Dracula but every time Costello comes he's gone or when Abbot ends up with two dates Costello gets him to give him one. And there's a scene where Abbot ends up sitting on the monster and sliding off of him. And it's a bunch of back and forth humor definitely watch it if you like cheesy slapstick from the 40s. The wolf man and Dracula end up fighting while pushing around Abbot in a hospital bed and They refer to the monster as jr through the film and it's all just lovable. Also EVERYONE DIES seriously almost everyone except Abbot and Costello burn or drown to death. Also invisible man cameo at the end.